In case you still weren’t sure if PETA was full of complete psychopaths, you may enjoy knowing that they recently wrote Ben and Jerrys requesting they start using breast milk in their ice cream instead of cow milk. They claim that since cow milk was never meant for humans, it shouldn’t be used in ice cream. B&J’s may be liberal, but they aren’t morons, so they told PETA where they could stick it…in much nicer terms. -For more info.
The pentagon has come up with some really moronic “terrorist” threats since 9-11, but I sincerely think this one might take the cake. They have decided that terrorists will plan attacks on the White House or other major targets using gaming social network sites like WOW. That’s right, terrorists are going to create warlocks so they can elaborately line up real world maps over World Of Warcraft lands and then discuss attacking the areas with “spells.” Are you shaking in your shoes yet? Yeah, me neither.
I hate the direction our country is headed when it comes to this insane paranoia. The yeti expedition is more likely to find something real than the government is at this point.
Quote of the Day:
“As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we must be most aware of change in the air – however slight – lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.” -William O. Douglas
Fact of the Day:
I got laid off. Strange but true, I know.
Today’s Holiday:
Presidential Joke Day –although the president is supposed to make jokes this day, really, Bush makes us laugh everyday…although, usually at him, not with him
Link of the Day:
Japan likes more weird foods than just eel pizza, cow toungue ice cream is all the rage as well.
Remember the bomb scare over the Aqua Teen Hunger Force bomb threat? Yeah, some dumb-ass guerrilla marketing company obviously didn’t when they sent cakes with wires and shit sticking out of them to a variety of news organizations.
Of course, the fire crews got called. They were lucky though, no charges were pressed. More here.
If you ask me, this looks a lot more sketchy than a Mooninite with his middle finger up.
Good old InventorSpot has discovered US patent 4150505, the bird trap and cat feeder. Why buy your cat food when you can trick innocent birds to enter your trap and become kitty’s dinner?
I don’t imagine most cats would actually be that into this idea though. They seem to like hunting, and not fish in a barrel style.
Aside from that, it seems exceptionally unlikely that a bird would just sit there while the trap started opening. They have these crazy things, they’re called wings.
If a bird did manage to get caught, I would be worried it was sick -and thus, I certainly would NOT want my pet eating it.
All over, this has “Stupidest Products Ever” written all over it.
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein (1879-1955)