Not much can be said about this delightfully disgusting jerk off toy. I guess if you liked yesterday’s story about the big titty burglar though this could help.
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When I heard about the annual masturbate-a-thon, I was have to admit, I threw up in my mouth a little. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all down for a little self-satisfaction, but doing it for hours in a group in front of an audience, that’s when it starts to be a bit disgusting.
Even more disgusting is that the world record holder for longest time spent jerking it will be participating again in an effort to maintain his title. Sorry, but 9 and a half hours of pulling your pork sounds like an excercise in making yourself never want to do anything sexual again.
If you want to wank yourself while watching others do it, the event can be viewed from home for a mere $30. And thank you Tokyo Mango for making me want to take a shower just because I wrote this blog post. Ewww.
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New Freaky Fetish
Ok, so maybe this isn’t the hottest porn ever, but it might just be one of the most amusing. I think it’s funny that only the George character really looks like his counterpart. Definately click on the link and view the other casting photos.
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Bukkake Outlawed In Oregon
Oregon has outlawed the act of propelling “a dangerous substance at another person” -particularly, a substance that is “organic” in nature. The law was enacted after someone threw semen at a women at a Target store. While this is completely wrong and it is a sexual violation, the law doesn’t distinguish between consensual acts and non-consensual. Does our nation really need to have more laws restricting the behavior of consenting adults -even if those acts are gross?
Thanks for the image I’m $partacus.
Thanks to Digg.com, I happened to run across this post criticizing a cook book based around semen. Yes, you read that right. All the recipes have semen.
If only I knew how many people actually bought this thing.
Turtle sex is so hot and awesome. Not to mention hilarious. Thanks Boing Boing.
E.T. Finger…right. Funny, because I swear I saw some really hot lesbians giving each other some E.T. fingers the other day in a movie. They must have been trying to heal each other, yeah, that’s it…heal each other.
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Tough Guy Teddy
I think every man could use this handy little kit inside the teddy bear. It has traditional romance and is filled with all the things you need to make a night “special” with your lady.
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Cock Ring Counts Your Thrusts
I hadn’t formally announced that I am now writing over at Weird Stuff News, so I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that I have just posted a fun little ditty over there about a cock ring that counts your boinks per minute. How can you resist the urge to visit the site? Just do it already.