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Awesome Protective Skateboarding Gear

Skateboarders hate looking like total losers covered in pads, not to mention that their movements tend to be severely restricted by wearing them. Enter the Cali Hoodie.

This hoodie not only looks cool, but it also will keep you protected from busting up your upper half.

Potential draw back? I wonder how warm the thing is. No one wants to be 800 degrees while skating either.

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New Products or Services Science Sex

Spray On Condoms Look Like A Blast -Knuck Knuck Knuck

So all joking aside, having a spray on condom is a cool idea. They dry in 25 seconds and can fit everything to a mouse to an elephant wang . Besides bestiality purposes, normal humans can find some good use for these as well. The article says that people are worried it won’t be romantic. What’s not romantic about shaking a can and spraying it around your lover’s junk? Oh yeah, but I’m one of those weirdos that thinks sex shouldn’t always be dead serious. Oh well.