Funny enough, I would think this list came out of the fifties if it didn’t have Harry Potter and Twilight on there.
Tag: pathetic
The hypocrisy would be hilarious if it weren’t so damn depressing.
Also, the worst story to hide the fact that you were cheating on your husband.
Start weeping for your future….now.
I Weep For The Future
If you can find humor in the depressing state of American education, then you will appreciate the new blog Shit My Students Write, which has gems like,
The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.
On the other hand, if you know our future is being flushed down the toilet and the prospect makes you physically ill to think about, then you probably shouldn’t click on the link.
Cheesiest Jesus Image Ever
Is it just me, or is someone other than Christ playing fast and loose with the cheese on that thing?
Atheists Know More About The Bible
If you’re an atheist, you should be proud and if you’re a Christian, you should be embarrassed. A recent study showed that atheists and agnostics know more about the bible than professed Christians.
Image via aturkus [Flickr]
Collections That Make You Scream “WHY?”
I admit it, I think Pikachu is a cute character, but if I ever got to the point where I owned a collection of toys in his shape, I would want you to shoot me. I leave it up to you to decide what to do with these weirdos that own five of the world’s largest collections.
Terrible Parents Shop At Walmart
By now you’ve probably seen some of the many trashy parents on People Of Walmart, but this collection of horrible parents at the store makes you weep for humanity’s future.
When a normal person loses his girlfriend, he is forced to get over her. But when a ridiculously rich man gets dumped, he has options. A 50 year old man who was recently rejected took a play right out or Lars and The Real Girl by recreating his girlfriend as a realistic sex doll with all of her best virtues, only bigger breasts. Let’s just hope he’s at least not taking her out on dates.