Do not attempt to use a nail clipper to circumsize yourself.
“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic told the Telegraph. “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”
Gee, really? If I cut off my own body parts with nail clippers, it will hurt? Wow! Never would have thought.
Quote of the Day:
“Personality is born out of pain. It is the fire shut up in the flint.†-J. B. Yeats
Fact of the Day:
Steve Jobs used to work for Atari before becoming the master of the letter i. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
National One Hit Wonder Day
Link of the Day:
Beautifully disgusting insect sex.
These people are insane. They eat nettle for a contest. I’ve touched nettle and that was bad enough. Having it in your mouth? Ack! It makes me shiver. The winner ate a whopping 64 feet of nettle which is nowhere close to the record of 76 feet.
Psychosis is treatable. Seek help people.
Saw it. Sang it.
Streamers.
Rhyming reading wrong.
Fellatio fantasizes.
Fetishize fisticuffs
Sweet soul
Sweet sweet soul no sun
Got no home.
Jive.
Scream n’ moan
Queenly queefs.
Keen Cake.
Dance darling.
Now, die.
Die die die.
Nothing sounds
Violation
Fornication
Annihilation