moronic – Rue The Day!

Rue The Day wasn’t around when this came out, but it is still one of the greatest internet videos around. Remember when Miss South Carolina tried to explain why most Americans couldn’t find America on a map and somehow she brought “The Iraq” and South Africa into her answer about U.S. Americans not having maps? Ahhh, the moron still makes us smile.

I can’t help but really enjoy the subway map made to follow her train of thought. Thank you Morning Toast for making sense of this mess of “knowledge.”

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I know there are some models and beauty pagent contestants out there that actually are intelligent, but with things like this video, at least they know why no one takes them seriously.

New Stupidest Inventions: Butts and Weinners

Today, GiggleSugar had two inventions worthy of the stupidest inventions ever title. So here goes, first I present to you the Whizzinator.

Now this invention is not actually new, but it is new news that the inventors have just been arrested. You see, the Whizzinator isn’t just a flashy looking fake weinner, it’s actually a snazzy way to cheat on a drug test. The fake penis can help you squeeze out someone else’s warm pee from a realistic looking wang. The Inventors have plead guilty to a conspiracy.

The next invention isn’t illegal, it’s just moronic. If mooning people is getting you chilly and you don’t want to feel the breeze blowing against your naked cheeks, but still want to give them the full view of your back side, this little beaut is for you. You can now moon people without ever showing your real butt. Genius? Only if you’re 10 years old.