I was just lucky enough to catch this episode of Boing Boing TV that is based on Leslie Hall’s tour diary. It is a glorious mess of crazy.
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Another Lesson in Bad Sex
Note to self, do not hump holes in a park bench and get stuck. It is embarrassing to get caught being not only a pervert, but a weird l0zer. If only this was in front of the Olympic stadium.
Gentlemen, I know it’s hard for you to maintain perfect facial hair, but inventing a “bowl haircut” for your face, aka the GoateeSaver is not the solution. How does it even stay on your face? Is it uncomfortable? Do you look like a complete tool, during and after use? Wait, I can answer that one…yes!
Then why not give yourself elf ears? That’s right, you too can be less attractive and more of a geek all in one swift move.
Mon Calamari wanna Leia sounds like a bad Hawaiian fish joke, but it’s actually a bad Star Wars wedding joke in this case. Man, I wish I was invited to go. I wonder if he took of the mask for the wedding night fun time.
Thanks Neatorama.