Seriously, this idiot met her boyfriend once in real life after talking to him online for a while and then let him tattoo his name on her face. It’s been a while since we did the stupidest ideas ever, but this bitch seriously garners the title.
‘It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” she said.
Wait a month, then she’ll realize how retarded she is. Well, at least she’ll fit in when she eventually goes to prison.
Sure, we need to protect our children from violence and perverts, but banning all cameras from school and preventing them from touching each other aren’t reasonable solutions. Read about more stupid security measures over at Cracked.
These snail shells are stunning, but is it really worth killing off a whole species just to make jewelry from them? Some idiots think so. Read about more animals that are extinct for stupid reasons over at Cracked.
Sometimes it’s easy to forget that not everyone has heard of The Onion. It’s even easier to take for granted the fact that most people have strong enough sarcasm detectors to realize the stories are satire. Fortunately, through the miracle of social networking, we can now find and laugh at those who don’t get the joke thanks to the new Tumblr blog Literally Unbelievable.
While I wouldn’t call some of these tattoos inappropriate, per se, they are certainly stupid.
Here are a few tips:
More useful tips here.
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Anna and Guy Esposito happily entered their cat, Sal, in the pets section of the 2010 census, but they certainly didn’t expect that to result in their cat getting a jury summons. While that’s pretty silly to start with, the truly ridiculous part came when Anna filed to have Sal disqualified on the grounds that he doesn’t speak English -and the court refused to disqualify the feline.
CNN has reported that a number of people have been experiencing serious depression after viewing Avatar because they cannot live in the imaginary world seen on screen.
“Ever since I went to see ‘Avatar’ I have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na’vi made me want to be one of them. I can’t stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers I got from it,” some loser named Mike posted. “I even contemplate suicide thinking that if I do it I will be rebirthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in ‘Avatar.’ “
Here’s a tip: if you are feeling this low after seeing Avatar, you probably should just kill yourself because your life is obviously an empty void to start with.
In an attempt to illegalize gay marriage, Texas made a big boo boo and accidentally illegalized all marriages.
Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.â€
Notice anything strange there? Oh yeah, there’s no mention of same sex couples, just legal marriage. Good job dumbasses.
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We all know Fox News is full of idiots, but this picture only shows how moronic they really are. Maybe Mrs. Palin isn’t as stupid as she seems, maybe she just mistakenly relies on the geographers that work for Fox. Thanks for the pic Miss C.