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Beer Pong Linked To Herpes Rise

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I don’t hate booze, but I really do think drinking games are pathetic most of the time. Maybe it’s because my ex of three years was an obsessive beer drinker. Regardless, I couldn’t help but laugh when I read this headline. Funny enough, they’re only talking about oral herpes from sharing glasses, not the other kind from losing one too many beer pong games.

* In 100% unrelated news, I added a new post on Cheapskate’s Handbook for the first time in a long time. Go look if you like free sandwiches and taking care of your pets.

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Crafts

Kirby Bloody Cake

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This Kirby cake is too sad, but absolutely hillarious. Poor wittle Kirby.

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Awesome sites Fashion Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Ugliest Blanket/Couch Ever

couch-blanketI know I mentioned it just last week, but I love Craftastrophe. Here’s a perfect example of why they are so wonderful. Look at this purely hideous thing!

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Videos

The Joydick -What Every Teen Wants

Seriously, what boy wouldn’t want a videogame controller that also worked as a masturbation device? I think I want the female version.

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Animals Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Don’t Follow Too Close

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Wonderfully terrible picture found at Zeitgiest In A Petiole.

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Sickening

Disturbing Obama Fan Art

3248094459_a6603bcba2I am so majorly disturbed by this Obama art on sale through eBay. What on earth is that unicorn planning on doing after he rubs the lotion on the skin? Thank you BoingBoing for providing so much entertainment to my life.

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Awesome sites

Cock Ring Counts Your Thrusts

I hadn’t formally announced that I am now writing over at Weird Stuff News, so I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that I have just posted a fun little ditty over there about a cock ring that counts your boinks per minute. How can you resist the urge to visit the site? Just do it already.

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Awesome sites Humor Sex Travel

Fun in Japanese Porn Shops

Because I love you dear readers, I wanted to share with you one of my favorite blog posts on any site ever. A trip to a Japanese Sex Shop. Plus, there’s now an update with a link to all sorts of other disturbing sex items from Japan. You’ll either be tickled with humor or disgusted, so it’s certainly worth a trip to the post.

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Sickening

Ewww, creep alert!

Some german bag designer decided it would be a good idea to design a bag to look like you’re holding someone’s crotch. Grossorama.

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Sex Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Worst Idea Ever For Sluts

Online Booty Call is a great site…if you’re a total f-ing whore.

The comercials are pretty trashy, but the idea behind the site is the truly note worthy thing about OBC. It’s exactly what it sounds like, you can go online and find someone to have sex with, strings free…because Craigslist doesn’t give you enough trashy situations. Their slogan is “A dating site for people who want to be single.” You know another a great place to meet singles who want to just fuck you and leave you? Oh yeah, the skeezy bar down the street, that is easy and free -plus the booze helps you drop those pesky feelings of guilt. An online site just can’t get you drunk enough to forget how disgusting you truly are.

All this and more is why Online Beauty Call is another great Stupidest Products Or Idea Ever.