If you hate the selective picking and choosing of bible verses that only support your point of view, then you’re sure to love GodHatesShrimp.com. The site takes a fascinating look at selections from the bible that would explicitly ban the eating of shrimp and other shellfish. If you’re going to hate gay people because the bible is against them, then you better stop your abominations of eating seafood without scales and fins:
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Amen.