Dear Goat,
You are a goat, not a chicken. Accept who you are or you will never find true happiness in this life -though you might inspire a Dream Works movie if you keep it up.
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Now there’s a dance everyone can appreciate.
An Indian politician is so thrilled to have one the recent election that he has sacrificed over 200 goats and four buffalo. Take that PETA. More info available at Metro.co.uk.