In an attempt to illegalize gay marriage, Texas made a big boo boo and accidentally illegalized all marriages.
Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.â€
Notice anything strange there? Oh yeah, there’s no mention of same sex couples, just legal marriage. Good job dumbasses.
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If you and your friends ever get in a battle about whether or not Snoop is batshit crazy, you now have more ammo for your insanity argument. The classic rapper is changing his name to Niggarachi for his next album. Yes. You read that right. Niggar-fucking-achi. Nevermind the fact that Urban Dictonary’s definition of Niggarachi is a gay black man with an interest in performing arts…the name just doesn’t work for Snoop. Is he going to start playing piano and wearing a pomp? Didn’t think so. Keep smoking Dogg…keep smoking.
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