I just discovered Fuck You, Penguin and I have to say, I love it. It cracks me up to read these silly criticisms of the animals I’ve come to love. You HAVE to check it out if you haven’t already.
Tag: funny
Offended by A Bear Playing Hockey?
Then this picture of an early frontiersman must really get your goat. Thanks BoingBoing!
No On Prop 8 Video
10 Awesome Animal Videos
These are so great. Check out more here.
When Billboards Go Bad
In the best possible way. Mental Floss has a great peice with some fantastically changed billboards.
I think my favorite is the one above performed by the Bay Area’s famous Billboard Liberation Front.
Great Craigslist Ad
“Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibility to extend
I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing…I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I’m willing to pay $1000 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the Trolley or a cab and occasionally whisper in my ear, “Ahha, we meet again”…Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me…Evil sinister laugh preferred…British accent preferred. Thirst for Evil Required.”
Read more here. *Note: The link is now broken, as the ad was flagged.
Long time no post
Sorry loves, but I have had sickness and allergies that have made it a nightmare to function on a most basic level. I promise to start getting things back on track soon and as a first step, I thought I might tell those of you who are total drunks that Google feels your pain. In fact, they recently created a new Gmail service to stop you from sending out those pesky “drunk emails” to your friends and contacts. It’s called goggles and it requires you to answer a few math questions before the email can be sent.
Once you turn it on, you can adjust it to only work during the hours you are most likely to be tossed. So relax alcies, Gmail cares about you and the stupid shit you do while under the influence.
Kangaroo Man Loose in France!
The Ahole’s Guide
Over at my other blog, The Assholes Guide to Etiquette, I posted a new article about the hypocrisy of political people. Both sides were mocked all in good fun. If you get a chance, stop by and read it.
Best Toy Set Ever
Looking to scare your children with adorable play toys? Then you need the Avenging Narwhal play set.
The narwhal uses its tusk to impale the cute animals of the world, specifically baby seals, baby penguins and koalas. This 5-1/2″ long, hard vinyl narwhal comes with four magic tusks (crystal, onyx, ruby and ice) to impale the three 1-1/2″ long, soft vinyl cuties. Don’t let cute overrun the world, fight back with your own Avenging Narwhal!
Thanks to Neatorama for discovering this lovely toy.