I just found a great new blog via one of my commenters over here. Check out Craftastrophe for wonderfully distaster-struck crafts like the sock monkey mouth butt dress above. Thank you internet for filling my days with joy.
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A New Joke I Made Up
How does a gold digging Christian justify her lifestyle? “Jesus saves so I could spend.â€
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This is So Annoying Yet Entertaining
Just try and look away. Link here.
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Gitmo’s Word: Daily Show
This was one of the funniest clips I’ve seen in a long long time.
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Cock Ring Counts Your Thrusts
I hadn’t formally announced that I am now writing over at Weird Stuff News, so I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that I have just posted a fun little ditty over there about a cock ring that counts your boinks per minute. How can you resist the urge to visit the site? Just do it already.
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Adolf Hitler’s Mom Wants Him Back
This video killed me. The whole “we aren’t racist” thing is so damn hillarious, her husband only has a swastika tattoo because he likes the artwork.
Some pranksters in San Francisco changed the name of Bush Street to Obama Street last night, just in time for the inaguration. This is particularly amusing to me, since I used to live there. Check it out.
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Funny Ass Street Names
Including, “Assburg,” “fucking” and more. Check out this silly ass article.
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D’Oh: Big Mistake Guys
Sorry, but how exactly did you mix these two charges up? I’m glad that’s not my paper. Source
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Mail Order Husbands
This is by far one of the funniest websites I’ve seen, ever.
These dirt bags are availible at a wide range of prices. I love the compatability test and the article in Mail Order Brides Monthly. This is gold:
“Q: What does it cost the parties involved?
Art: It all depends on the demand. We have an excellent variety of quality bachelors, and the highest demand is for men around 30 years old with lots of hair. For example if you want to order a 52 year old bald man who has bad psioriasis, well then maybe $600.. but say we had a candidate that looked like a young Erik Estrada, well that kind of product doesn’t last long, we typically charge around $9,000.”