This is too funny, I have no idea how the word ended up in the Scrabble’s word of the day database, but it was actually up on the Hasbro Scrabble site today. Things like this make life worth living.
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Kirby Bloody Cake
This Kirby cake is too sad, but absolutely hillarious. Poor wittle Kirby.
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Very Suspicious Supermarket
I love this supermarket photo from Neatorama. It’s so sinister.
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Dalmation Riding A Trike
I couldn’t help but post this both here and at Neatorama, I mean, it’s a dog riding a tricyle. I love Japan.
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This just in…
Hallmark’s New Slogan: We Care So You Don’t Have To.
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The Joydick -What Every Teen Wants
Seriously, what boy wouldn’t want a videogame controller that also worked as a masturbation device? I think I want the female version.
If you have any extra money lying about the house, buy this painting immediately. How can you not afford to have this hung about your house? I know it can’t quite depict his cat-like agility, but come on people!
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Tough Guy Teddy
I think every man could use this handy little kit inside the teddy bear. It has traditional romance and is filled with all the things you need to make a night “special” with your lady.
I love this photo set depicting the real life of a stormtrooper. It’s good to know they do other things with their lives, outside of trying to keep down the rebel forces.
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Note To Self -Don’t Sign Dick
I have the worst signature ever. Frequently it turns out to look more like a line graph than the name “Jill Harness.” I think that’s part of the reason I love the story posted by Kingpin at Drunk Republic. He, like myself, realized that the machines and the people operating them really don’t care what your signature looks like.
Unlike me, Kingpin took it a step further and started playing with the screens, writing things like “Crotchy Crotchington,” “My Balls Itch” or “I’m A Criminal.” Eventually, he decided to draw a penis, one like the one above. Only, in this case, the machine finally did recognize it was not, indeed, a signature. His card was declined and Kingpin had the fortunate exchange with the manager below:
Manager: Sir, your signature…heh…umm…doesn’t match the signature on your card.
Kingpin: I know and there is a good reason for that.
Manager: (quietly) You drew a penis on my credit card machine.
**The guy behind me bursts into laughter.**
Kingpin: Yeah, I didn’t think this would happen. I’ve been trying to see how far I could go with my signature before the credit card company did something about it.
Manager: I guess you learned your lesson.
Kingpin: Yeah, the credit card doesn’t accept penis.
It’s times like this I am glad I never really grew up all the way.