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Happy 4/20

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Hopefully you aren’t so high you’re seeing giant colored animals everywhere, that is, unless you’re in certain parts of Europe, where they are a real and legitamate art project.

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Oh, and since tomorrow’s Earth Day, you may as well check out these awesomely strange eco-friendly products like the wood-powered hot tub. So relaxing.

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Animals

50 Slutty Animals

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Gotta love this Best Week Ever post with 50 slutty animals. The pic above is my favorite, although I’d hardly call it slutty -it’s just a bit flirty is all.

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Best Business Card Ever

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Steve Martin seems like a very warm, polite, intelligent and funny guy, but maybe that’s just me…

Thanks The Laugh Track and Mental Floss for bringing me this info.

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Bukkake Outlawed In Oregon

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Oregon has outlawed the act of propelling “a dangerous substance at another person” -particularly, a substance that is “organic” in nature. The law was enacted after someone threw semen at a women at a Target store. While this is completely wrong and it is a sexual violation, the law doesn’t distinguish between consensual acts and non-consensual. Does our nation really need to have more laws restricting the behavior of consenting adults -even if those acts are gross?

Thanks for the image I’m $partacus.

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Sickening

ShamWow Douche Arrested!

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ShamWow guy AKA Vince Shlomi got arrested after a violent confrontation with a whore in his South Beach hotel room. Based on the images, he’s aleady got some of what’s coming to him, whether by the hands of the woman or the police.

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Every now and then you just need a little celebrity gossip in your life. Thank you The Smoking Gun.

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Art

100 Ways To Kill A Peep

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This is a great blog, and it’s just in time for Easter. Haven’t you ever wondered what to do with Peeps once you’ve ate the one or two in the package you can actually stomach? There’s only about ten or so posts so far, so I can’t wait to see all hundred methods.

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Sickening

Good Neigh Bears Endangers Kids

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I find it somewhat ironic that State Farm tried to distribute these toy bears called Good Neigh Bears to show what good neighbors they are, then they had to recall the bears because they might injure children. Yeah, what a great neighbor you are.

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Awesome sites

Tea Partay

The other day my friends and I had a tea party. It was very fun. I have a new blog over at the Examiner, where I posted about it. The article’s fun, but I have to admit, whenever I talk about it, I get this song in my head.

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Turtle Keeps Has Sex With A Shoe

Turtle sex is so hot and awesome. Not to mention hilarious. Thanks Boing Boing.

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My Kinda Kids

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I don’t even like Metallica, but I officially declare these kids awesome. Thanks Yes But No But Yes.