Whether you’re life reads out like the show or you just find the antics of Michael Scott to be hillarious, you may appriciate the new blog My Boss Is Michael Scott. There are only a few posts up so far, but given the fact that they invite user submissions, I imagine there will be quite a few funny stories up in a short period of time.
If you’re looking to laugh, you should definately read The Tampon Trials, where an intrepid young man works to find the least absorbent and thus most safe (so he believes) tampon on the market. The results of this ill-advised experiment are simply priceless. Here’s a little quote:
This sounds strange, because for most products — paper towels, maxipads, adult diapers — absorbency is a good thing. But with tampons, ultra-absorbency can cause the rare but fatal Toxic Shock Syndrome, which is why doctors recommend that women use the least absorbent tampon they need.
Now, I’m a guy. I know nothing about these things. But this makes me worry for all the womens out there. We’ve got to cut down on tampon absorbency. As far as I’m concerned, these super-absorbent tampons are just waiting to explode.
Animal cruelty is really a matter of personal opinion, particularly when it comes to dressing cats. If you’re a PETA member, you’ll want to view this gallery to fill yourself with rage before going to fight for animal rights. If you’re a sane person, on the other hand, you’ll want to look at the pictures and giggle at the cuteness.
Do not attempt to use a nail clipper to circumsize yourself.
“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic told the Telegraph. “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”
Gee, really? If I cut off my own body parts with nail clippers, it will hurt? Wow! Never would have thought.
There’s quite a bit of online info concerning the joys of construction sign hacking, but the gallery on Now That’s Nifty is just too great to be missed. My favorite is the one above, which is luckily not located beside a large bridge or roadside suicides may increase tenfold.
Are you looking for some hip new duds for your cat? You may be interested in shopping at PetOffice.com for all your akward cat clothes.
Man, the nineties was a bad era for music. For a reminder of just how bad, you might want to see this list of 10 awesomely terrible ninties one hit wonders. Some of these I had forgotten until now…of course, not Right Said Fred, I karaoked this band the night I met my true love. Ahh, romancing to “I’m too sexy,” it must be love right?
I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing when I see this one. God I love I can has cheezburger.
I kept telling myself I wasn’t going to post any of the hideously tacky gold-plated cars on the list by bornrich.com. But then I saw it. How could anyone improve the time travel qualities of a DelLorean? By covering it in gold of course! Doc would be proud.
You have to love this post of angry babies on Now That’s Nifty. They’re just begging for LOL Cat captions. Go on and comment, you know you want to.