While I understand that many of these are supposed to be preposterous, it doesn’t stop the wearers from looking any less moronic.
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Famous Not-So-Unsolved Mysteries
Just because Amelia Earhart’s body is said to have never been found doesn’t mean her body was never found. Cracked takes a look at 6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries and shows conclusive proof that they have actually been solved long ago.
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Tired of Eating Cereal For the Marshmallows?
Now you can finally munch down on delightfully dehydrated magical marshmallows without all of that frosted wholegrain nonsense. I just pity the child workers who had to eat all of the cereal without the marshmallows.
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Sail The High Seas of Fruitland
If you thought the sunscreen name was just a nonsensical combination of words, then you underestimated the true awesomeness of a real banana boat.
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Collections That Make You Scream “WHY?”
I admit it, I think Pikachu is a cute character, but if I ever got to the point where I owned a collection of toys in his shape, I would want you to shoot me. I leave it up to you to decide what to do with these weirdos that own five of the world’s largest collections.
The scariest thing about pedophiles is that, unless they are card-carrying members of NAMBLA, they’re pretty difficult to distinguish from the rest of the creepy-looking populace. But don’t tell that to the San Louis Obisbo Sheriff’s Department who thinks that popular internet meme Pedobear is actually a way for sex offenders to communicate their lust for children to one another. Apparently, they even kicked someone out of Comic Con for dressing as Pedobear and handing out candy, not understanding that the last person who would molest kids would be a teenager wearing a costume mocking the icon used to shame creepy child molesters.
Mmmm…snack food and soda. This is my kinda lady. See more nerdy nail jobs here.
Are you a hag looking for a fag? Maybe someone with experience drying placentas? There are jobs out there for you.
Image via InfoMofo.
What do you call a plumber who spends all of his time chasing after a princess instead of fixing pipes? That’s right, a pretty lazy plumber.
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Sea Lion Sit Ups Video
It’s the Eye of the Tiger Walrus!