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Yes, this is the most adorable thing you’ve seen all day.
They’re so much more identifiable this way.
What happens when you worship some of history’s greatest thinkers as though they are rock stars? You start buying tee shirts featuring their logos of course.
Take that!
I’m not familiar with this song, but when combined with all these great Doctor Who clips, I can’t help but love it.
Say what you will about Edward Rooney in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, but you can’t deny that Ferris was ditching school and that Rooney was just doing his job trying to catch him. And he’s not the only villain to get a bad wrap after doing the right thing.
Would you wear a dinosaur costume and act as a nanny/butler for a year if it meant getting a free house? At least one person would. Here’s a little quote from his Craigslist ad:
Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.
In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.
No follow ups have come out yet, which makes me think his venture was unsuccessful.
Oh no, not BANE COOK!
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The Strangest Boasts In Rap
I always hated Lil’ Wayne, but now that I’ve actually seen some of his lyrics spelled out, I know why he sucks so damn hard. Check this out:
“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection
If you want to check out more terrible, terrible rap lyrics, be sure to read this great Cracked post.