Note to self, do not hump holes in a park bench and get stuck. It is embarrassing to get caught being not only a pervert, but a weird l0zer. If only this was in front of the Olympic stadium.
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Gentlemen, I know it’s hard for you to maintain perfect facial hair, but inventing a “bowl haircut” for your face, aka the GoateeSaver is not the solution. How does it even stay on your face? Is it uncomfortable? Do you look like a complete tool, during and after use? Wait, I can answer that one…yes!
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Gross -Human Skin Sneaker Art
This shoe, created by Adam Brandejs to protest the sweatshop labor used by Nike, is made of (fake) human skin. It looks super real and pretty sickening. The effect is created from latex protethesis cast from the artist’s skin. Did I mention it’s animatronic?
The Deadliest Catch is releasing their own coffee line, The Deadliest Brew. Yes, you heard that right, the people who catch crabs in the artic want to sell you coffee. I don’t know about you, but I want coffee to remind me of death, tidal waves and rotting fish.
Yum yum.