Sure, we need to protect our children from violence and perverts, but banning all cameras from school and preventing them from touching each other aren’t reasonable solutions. Read about more stupid security measures over at Cracked.
Tag: dumb
These snail shells are stunning, but is it really worth killing off a whole species just to make jewelry from them? Some idiots think so. Read about more animals that are extinct for stupid reasons over at Cracked.
If you’re all about memes, you could always consider getting a fleeting internet joke tattooed on your body for the rest of your life like these morons people did.
I don’t know about you, but I sure wouldn’t want to make out with Jar Jar, nor would I want any of these other ridiculous pieces of merchandise.
I know Halloween is far away and even Comic Con isn’t for another few months now, but it’s never too early to reflect on just how bad the sexy costume industry has gotten.
And Oddee has plenty more where these came from.
The Fresh Prince’s Cab Fare
If anything you could say that this cab was rare, but the cab driver was probably yelling, “I’m rich bitch!”
If you think scrubbing a turkey with bleach for three hours is a good way to kill the bacteria, you might not be a redneck, but you might be one of the idiots who call the Butterball turkey hotline every year. Happy almost Thanksgiving everyone.
Image via atomicshark [Flickr]
Sure the sandwich above looks good, but no amount of artisan breads, heirloom tomatoes, truffled-cheese and gold dust can make a sandwich worth $172 (unless you’re a complete jackass).