Categories
Advertising

Shopping For Summer Styling

Ladies who shop for summer styling must remember that they need more than a swimsuit to satisfy their busy summer schedule. Women must prepare themselves with a variety of items to complement their style. The items listed below give a woman a complete stylistic arsenal that she can feel confident and sexy in all summer.

The Swimwear

Ladies need to wear swimsuits that make them feel attractive. Women can wear bikinis, one-piece suits or tankinis that will make them look stylish. Some of these swimsuits are wonderful because they accentuate the natural features of a woman’s body, and other suits will hide parts of a woman’s body she is not confident about. This choice allows a woman to go to the beach or pool with confidence.

Sarongs

Sarongs are the perfect cover-ups for swimwear. These skirts wrap around the waist and give the lady a way to look elegant when she leaves the beach or pool. This is a great way to get ready for a walk around town, a nice lunch or to sit with her friends at the bar. Sarongs cannot be overlooked because they can complete a two-piece outfit that every woman will enjoy wearing.

Hats

The floppy hat a woman wears to the beach looks perfect with beachwear, but it also covers here with a large shadow. Many women prefer these hats because they can cover the shoulders and feet easily. The shade provided by a floppy hat is enough to keep a woman from getting sunburned as she walks around, and that same hat can follow her on the town after she leaves the beach or the pool.

When ladies bring together complete outfits for the beach or pool, they are making a style statement. Women all deserve to look their best when they are out at the beach or pool, but women often leave out a part of their style arsenal. The swimsuits, hats and sarongs all come together to make attractive outfits that will fit any woman. The best combination fits a woman’s body, suits her personal style and gives her the coverage she is looking for.

Categories
Advertising Humor Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Spotted on Facebook

lolzer

Apparently Paul Karason, AKA “Blue Man,” is also a doctor who knows the secret to learning any language. Odd that he never mentions this in any of those interviews he has about having blue skin. One thing at a time I guess.

Oh Facebook advertisers, will you ever stop just using random images of people online?

Categories
Advertising Entertainment Movies TV New Products or Services

The World’s Creepiest Bowling Balls

To advertise their new horror television channel, a German company released these delightfully creepy bowling ball heads into a variety of bowling alleys in the area. When they’re done, I bet the could make a lot of money selling these balls off on the internet.

Categories
Advertising Entertainment Movies TV Videos

Twin Peaks Coffee Commercials

If you like the weirdness that is Twin Peaks then you’ll love this great coffee ad made by David Lynch using the cast and style of the great show. Check out the rest here.

Categories
Funny Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

15 Hilariously Bad Ad Slogans

We’ve previously brought you the 8 worst slogans ever, but Oddee’s on our trail with 15 inappropriate ad slogans.

Categories
Videos

Weird Japanese Ads

I’ve always had a thing for weird Japanese ads and this one is perfect. For more wonderful Japanese ads, check out this post on Mental Floss.

Categories
Advertising Politics Sickening

Sickening: Army Creating Arcades to Market To Children

How many of you knew that the Army recently hired its first ever Chief Marketing Officer? If that isn’t bad enough, Mr. ideas man decided to launch a fun arcade type of place to show kids how cool the Army is.

While I am not against advertising in anyway, tricking kids into thinking military service is fun so you can ship them off to Iraq is not cool. Not cool at all.

Categories
Advertising Humor Reviews

The World’s 8 Worst Slogans Ever

These are the slogans that make you turn your head and say “what?” The ones that make you want to slam your head to the ground until it goes away or actually makes sense. Not too much more to say about these slogans but ugggghhhh.

  • “Dieting doesn’t work, Weight Watchers does.” Wait a minute, isn’t a diet a way to lose weight by eating different than usual? Since when is Weight Watchers not a diet? Yeah, just doesn’t work for me.
  • “It’s waaaay better than fast food, it’s Wendys.” Pretty much the same irritating thing as the Weight Watchers ad. Yeah, Wendy’s isn’t fast food, and Carlos Mencia never ripped off someone else’s jokes right?
  • “Laugh, cry, share the pants” made famous by The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Seriously, do I need to say more? It sounds like a lame joke on a public access sketch comedy show.