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No Semen Down The Drains

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Thanks YesButNoButYes.

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ShamWow Douche Arrested!

0327092sham1awmGuess who beat up a hooker, ok, maybe the photo and headline gave it away.

ShamWow guy AKA Vince Shlomi got arrested after a violent confrontation with a whore in his South Beach hotel room. Based on the images, he’s aleady got some of what’s coming to him, whether by the hands of the woman or the police.

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Every now and then you just need a little celebrity gossip in your life. Thank you The Smoking Gun.

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AIG Removes Its Lettering

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This is absolutely hillarious. After all the shit they’ve pulled, someone in AIG has finally got some sense of humiliation about their full douchebaggery -they pulled their sign off of their building.

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Good Neigh Bears Endangers Kids

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I find it somewhat ironic that State Farm tried to distribute these toy bears called Good Neigh Bears to show what good neighbors they are, then they had to recall the bears because they might injure children. Yeah, what a great neighbor you are.

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My Kinda Kids

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I don’t even like Metallica, but I officially declare these kids awesome. Thanks Yes But No But Yes.

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Best License Plate Ever

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Am I the only one severely disturbed by this? Like GiggleSugar said, at least he’s announcing it.

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Disturbing Baby Slippers Scare Me

504x_slippersAre these baby slippers not the craziest, most disturbing thing you’ve ever seen? Aparently these were one of a kind creations made for burning man, but I know so many people that would actually buy these.

Image by Steph Gornalnick

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A Toast to Comfort

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Consumerist tipped me off to an awesome event in Chicago -a Snuggie Pub Crawl. I know most people hate these things, but as someone who practically spends all their home time with a blanket on, I want one. And I want to go to this awesome event. If only I lived a few thousand miles from my home sweet home in San Diego. No, I think I’d still rather live here and choose blankets willingly, not out of necessity.

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Creepy Geek Valentine

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You know what they say, incest is best. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

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Chicken Fried Bacon -Whaaa

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America’s bacon obsession is getting to be a little too much. At least when sushi was the hip new thing it wouldn’t kill you with heart-clogging fat. I rest my case with this photo of chicken fried bacon which certainly sounds delicious, but like it would kill you after eating it for a week straight. Thanks Flickr.