Category: Sickening

Fun With FedEx

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I don’t ordinarily post personal happenings on the site, but I couldn’t help but laugh (read:scream loudly) when I saw what FedEx had done to this package. They dropped it over the fence at my neighbor’s house rather than my own, ignoring the “Beware of dogs” warning. Surprise surprise, the puppies thought this made a good toy. I contacted FedEx with a big fat “WTF” letter, but so far, no response.

Update: I got mentioned on Consumerist. Woot!

Update #2: Thanks to the publicity on Consumerist, I was contacted from someone from FedEx who said they may actually do something about this. Shortly before that, I got a response to my original complaint to them where they basically said, “sorry, but since you didn’t actually ship the item, go f- yourself.” Thank go for the attention this one got.

Tags fed ex, frustration, mail, packages

Sickening

Tackiest Tank Top Ever

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In case you were wondering, yes, this is a red neck wearing underwear as a top. Let’s hope there aren’t skidmarks on the front.

Tags ewww, gross, red necks, trashy, weird, white trash

Sex Sickening

Ewwww…Masturbate-a-thon

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When I heard about the annual masturbate-a-thon, I was have to admit, I threw up in my mouth a little. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all down for a little self-satisfaction, but doing it for hours in a group in front of an audience, that’s when it starts to be a bit disgusting.

Even more disgusting is that the world record holder for longest time spent jerking it will be participating again in an effort to maintain his title. Sorry, but 9 and a half hours of pulling your pork sounds like an excercise in making yourself never want to do anything sexual again.

If you want to wank yourself while watching others do it, the event can be viewed from home for a mere $30. And thank you Tokyo Mango for making me want to take a shower just because I wrote this blog post. Ewww.

Tags dirty, gross, masturbation, san francisco, sex, world records

Sickening

New Freaky Fetish

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I love finding out about weird new fetishes, and here’s one that I hadn’t heard about at all before. Woolittes as I like to call them are people who love to be wrapped in wool fabric. Personally, I can’t even wear wool because it drives me nuts. I guess their real name is “woolies.”

Tags fabrics, fetishes, sex, weird, wool

Sickening

Ronald Regan Was A Snitch

Post author By Jill
Post date April 15, 2009
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This news isn’t all that surprising, but it is still interesting to know that Ronnie served as a snitch against supposed commies for the FBI. His wife was also in on the action. The point? Don’t be friends with people like Ronald, their bound to just be keeping an eye on you so they can narc you out as a commie, or in these days, a terrorist.

Tags communists, narcs, red scare, ronald regan, snitching

Entertainment Sickening Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Rescue Shelter Boys?

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PETA just asked the Pet Shop Boys if they wouldn’t mind changing their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys. Retarded much? Me thinks so. But hey, what more can you expect from an organization that wanted to change “fish” to “sea kitties?”

“by changing its name, the band could raise awareness at every tour stop of the “cramped, filthy conditions” that breeders keep animals in before selling them to pet stores, PETA said in its letter.”

Yes, but maybe by having a cramped crowded concert under the name “Pet Shop Boys” will actually make concert goers feel like the puppies at the puppy mills. Ever think about that PETA? I didn’t think so -being as how you refuse to think about anything.

Tags lame, music, pet shop boys, peta

Politics Sex Sickening Weird news

Bukkake Outlawed In Oregon

Post author By Jill
Post date April 8, 2009
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Oregon has outlawed the act of propelling “a dangerous substance at another person” -particularly, a substance that is “organic” in nature. The law was enacted after someone threw semen at a women at a Target store. While this is completely wrong and it is a sexual violation, the law doesn’t distinguish between consensual acts and non-consensual. Does our nation really need to have more laws restricting the behavior of consenting adults -even if those acts are gross?

Thanks for the image I’m $partacus.