I am severly disturbed by this comb created by Reid Peppard I’m all for taxidermy and fur-accessories, but putting the top half of a dead rodent in your hair is just freaky.
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Note To All Gentlemen Readers
Do not attempt to use a nail clipper to circumsize yourself.
“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic told the Telegraph. “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”
Gee, really? If I cut off my own body parts with nail clippers, it will hurt? Wow! Never would have thought.
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Terrifying Surgical Instruments
If you’re looking for something that will make you wet your pants in pure terror, here are 20 surgical instruments that are totally scary. The one above is used to cut open the brain.
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Terrible nineties videos
Man, the nineties was a bad era for music. For a reminder of just how bad, you might want to see this list of 10 awesomely terrible ninties one hit wonders. Some of these I had forgotten until now…of course, not Right Said Fred, I karaoked this band the night I met my true love. Ahh, romancing to “I’m too sexy,” it must be love right?
Remember when John McCain ran for a chance to be Democratic presidential candidate? Neither do I. But Fox News aparently does. While we all know they’re full of it, I was unaware that they routinely change Repulican politicians into Democrats whenever they are in a scandal or just bother the station in some way.
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Update: Star-face Tattoo Girl Is A Liar
File this one under “duh,” the idiot bitch who got half her face tattooed and then claimed she slept through it all while the artist destroyed her “good looks” ::snicker:: -she’s admitted that she’s a liar.
No shit! Really, you are almost as stupid as her if you believed her story. At least she gave the tattoo artist the wake up call he needed to start getting clients to start waivers. He really should have done this from day one to protect himself from dumb asses like her.
And, at least she’ll have this lovely reminder for the rest of her life as to why getting star tattoos over your entire your face is a really moronic idea.
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Idiot Alert
I know a lot of tattoo enthusiasts like myself still think facial tattoos are for idiots. Here’s further proof of this theory. This moron went to a tattoo artist, got 56stars on her face, returned to her boyfriend and father, who presumably said “you look like a total douchebag now,” and then sued the tattoo artist that did the work. She’s trying to claim that she only wanted 3 stars and that she was asleep during the tattoo process…only, you’d never sleep through a tattoo, especially one on your face. And artists almost always will stencil the stuff on your face before they start inking you. I only hope that she can never afford to get the ink removed so she is left branded as a moron for the rest of her life. Here’s to you douchebag!
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What Obesiety Epidemic?
If you’re looking for something to kick start your bullemia, may I recomend the McNuggetini? This cocktail has barbeque sauce, vodka, a McDonald’s milk shake and all the nuggets you can dip. They say vodka goes with anything. Ladies, I think you just proved them wrong. Excuse me…I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Wasting Away Again In Bacteriaville
Scientists have managed to make glowing bacteria and they actually have made pretty pictures with it in petri dishes. I believe this is the future of neon lighting in really skeezy bars. Why pay for the flourescent light when you can just colorize the bacteria that’s already hanging out at your bar and use it to promote your business? It’s five o’clock somewhere you partying bacteria.
For more fun glowing creature pictures, visit National Geographic.
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Ewww ECards
All I can say is yuck, thanks YesButNoButYes.