Who’s looking for a good heart attack? This mug of bacon is actually functional and holds hot cheese.
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In an attempt to illegalize gay marriage, Texas made a big boo boo and accidentally illegalized all marriages.
Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.â€
Notice anything strange there? Oh yeah, there’s no mention of same sex couples, just legal marriage. Good job dumbasses.
Image via ronsho [Flickr]
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Back Boobs Make Me Barf
You have to wonder if she realized her back looks like nasty jugs or not? Thanks Yesbutnobutyes.
There has always been something downright terrible about seeing a young girl dolled up with a spray tan, adult hair style, sexy clothing and whorish makeup. That’s what makes beauty pageants so disturbing. Photographer Susan Anderson has collected a great gallery of these images which can be viewed in brief on her website or in her book, High Glitz. Check it out.
Sorry for the relatively few posts by the way, I’ve had swine flu and it’s terrible.
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Zombie Pin Up Calendar
Looking for something creepy, yet sexy to keep you company next year? Consider the My Zombie Pinups calendar. Only $14.99 if you buy before Halloween!
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Hold On To Your Barf Bags
Because marvelous man boobs is one of those revolting blogs that you just can’t stop reading. Marvel at these big beauties and then stare with both shock and awe at Jack Nicholson’s bountiful bosom.
Personally, I’m sickened that he was allowed to come back to the NFL. I’d rather see OJ back on the field than Vick. I can’t help but love this awesome graffiti in Philly expressing what he’s really about.
Spencer Pratt has told his wife they will get a divorce if she gets pregnant. Now there’s a great way to take on responsibility -just bolt. You tell that conniving bitch: no babies or no douchebag. Personally, if I was her, that alone would get me booking a trip to the sperm bank.
He did have one thing right, “I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn,” he said. Now if only we could go back in time and make sure he was aborted we wouldn’t have to worry about the original.
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Note To Self -Don’t Work Hard
This makes me glad that I slack off, come in late and leave early every day. Someone’s bound to notice when I’m dead.
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PETA’s Full of Idiots…Again
“Trying to hide your thunder thighs and balloon belly is no day at the beach,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “PETA has a free ‘Vegetarian Starter Kit’ for people who want to lose pounds while eating as much as they like.
First of all, there are fat vegetarians. Second of all, even skinny vegetarians can be a lot more unhealthy than an overweight meat eater, it all depends on nutrients and whatnot.
For them to post an ad like this and then say they’re just trying to help is just crap. Personally, I can’t wait for the PETA president to die. She’s planning to have a barbeque to make a statement about meat eating. I plan to be first in line for a slice of her corn-fed moronic ass. Get raped PETA, get raped.