Do you want a zombie or vampire dildo? Then you’re sick. But you also happen to be in luck, here’s a list of the grossest ones ever.
Category: Sickening
Cute, sweet, silly, fun, goofy -there are so many adjectives to describe six year-olds. Here’s one we don’t need though, “sexy.” Unfortunately, French Vogue thinks this is a perfect age to start tramping girls up for an empty lifestyle of being nothing more than beautiful coat racks.
People put some terrible things in their poopers. If you’ve ever wanted to see terrible X-Rays of such things and hear the stories about them, you’re sick. Regardless, Asylum has you covered.
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Absolutely Terrifying Real Fetishes
You’ve seen the funny fetishes, now see their horrifyingly sick counterparts, the creepy fetishes that will keep you up at night.
If you want to do well in sports, the secret is to practice and train hard, but if you aren’t a big fan of doing things the hard way, there are always performance enhancers. Of course, if you can’t get your hands on some ‘roids, you can always try some of these bizarre performance enhancers, including strychnine, guinea pig sperm and arsenic.
Are you ready for a 3 pound, 26 inch long behemoth of a gummy worm? Ready or not, here it is.
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Collections That Make You Scream “WHY?”
I admit it, I think Pikachu is a cute character, but if I ever got to the point where I owned a collection of toys in his shape, I would want you to shoot me. I leave it up to you to decide what to do with these weirdos that own five of the world’s largest collections.
Are you a hag looking for a fag? Maybe someone with experience drying placentas? There are jobs out there for you.
Image via InfoMofo.
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The World’s Largest Man Boobs
If you love man boobs then you’d better start weeping learning that the world record holder for moobs just had his titties removed. A sad, sad day for men/women crossovers everywhere.
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Terrible Parents Shop At Walmart
By now you’ve probably seen some of the many trashy parents on People Of Walmart, but this collection of horrible parents at the store makes you weep for humanity’s future.