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A South Carolina sheriff’s department has purchased a tank with a .50 caliber machine gun. To put this gun into perspective, the amunition is strong enough to peirce through a car and even the millitary is hesistant to use it in most situations. The sheriff, Leon Lott, has actually convinced himself (and is working on convincing the general public) that the armmored personel carrier will “save lives.”

This is ridiculous. Seriously, and I’m even in favor of the right to bear arms, but no one, government official or private civillian should need something that even the military rarely needs. Find out more here.

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Advertising Sickening Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Promoting Cigarettes to Kids

“No advertising to kids in America? We’ll just move to China,” is what the tobacco industry seems to be thinking in this bold move.

They have placed sponsorships on school uniforms for students in Kunming, China. The kids look like race car drivers and they love it.

Great job Marlboro. I remember when you were all American and supporting cowboys. My my how things have changed.

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Daily Goodness

Quote of the Day:
“It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.” -Peter Ustinov

Fact of the Day:
Using an orange-handled coffee pot to denote decaffeinated brew dates back to

Photo by Flickr user Wha'ppen
Photo by Flickr user Whappen

1923, when General Foods first introduced Sanka. As a promotional gimmick, they provided restaurants and diners with orange-y pots that matched the orange packaging of their decaf coffee. –Source

Today’s Holiday:
Global Forgiveness Day –I’m sensing a lot of forgiving this month…man, we must have f* up the rest of the year.

Link of the Day:
If you dug a hole through the world, you probably won’t end up in China (unless you live in Argentina). To find out where you would actually end up, try this site. I’d be in the ocean near Madagascar.

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Humor Sex Sickening Weird news

Another Lesson in Bad Sex

Note to self, do not hump holes in a park bench and get stuck. It is embarrassing to get caught being not only a pervert, but a weird l0zer. If only this was in front of the Olympic stadium.

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Politics Sickening

Thanking Voters With a Slaughter

An Indian politician is so thrilled to have one the recent election that he has sacrificed over 200 goats and four buffalo. Take that PETA. More info available at Metro.co.uk.

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How NOT to be a bus driver

Do NOT steal a bus, run the routes and drop the bus off after the schedule is over. If only this guy got the memo. Crime Fail.

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One World One Dream -No Blacks

Following all the protests against China’s gross civil rights records, their government decided to throw some blatant racism onto the fire by banning Blacks and Mongolians from bars by the games.

Never mind how many blacks will be participating in the games…no, they’re all aparently “social undesirables.”

I hope everyone in the Chinese government has already reserved their spots in heaven, because they’ve got no chance of getting in without paying.

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Sickening

Watch Your Feet

Some sickos have been planting sharpened metal spikes in public parks. So far this has been discovered in Seattle and the Netherlands. Luckily, no one has been seriously hurt yet, but it is damn freaky.

Learn more here.

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Someone Didn’t Learn From ATHF

Cake or Death?Remember the bomb scare over the Aqua Teen Hunger Force bomb threat? Yeah, some dumb-ass guerrilla marketing company obviously didn’t when they sent cakes with wires and shit sticking out of them to a variety of news organizations.

Of course, the fire crews got called. They were lucky though, no charges were pressed. More here.

If you ask me, this looks a lot more sketchy than a Mooninite with his middle finger up.

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Sickening

8 Horrible ER Stories

If you have a strong stomach, click here.