I am so majorly disturbed by this Obama art on sale through eBay. What on earth is that unicorn planning on doing after he rubs the lotion on the skin? Thank you BoingBoing for providing so much entertainment to my life.
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D’Oh: Big Mistake Guys
Sorry, but how exactly did you mix these two charges up? I’m glad that’s not my paper. Source
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Ewww, creep alert!
Some german bag designer decided it would be a good idea to design a bag to look like you’re holding someone’s crotch. Grossorama.
Holy Taco has a hilarious article of 9 people who you just don’t want to sleep with. My favorite is #2, the pussy rock guy. Seriously, never stop the hot action to put on music, especially wussy ass Dave Matthews crap.
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WTF of the Day
Thank you Giggle Sugar for this tremendously traumatizing image that is certain to scar me for life. If this is the costume you and your family are planning to wear, please tell me that under these costumes you look like a Barbie Doll and can’t precreate further.
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High School Angst Now A Felony
Remember when you were an angry little teenager and hated high school. If you wrote at all at the time, you probably had at least one silly story where bad things happened at school. William Poole of Kentucky is the same way.
He wrote a short story about zombies taking over a high school -and was arrested with felony charges. According to Connecticut look up His bail is $5000 and should be paid in full prior release.
“Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it’s a felony in the state of Kentucky,” said Winchester Police detective Steven Caudill.”
Seriously, this is some bogus crap. I remember before the whole columbine thing, I had wrote a short story about a little girl with fish bowls for eyes. The other kids pushed her in a fountain. When fish swam in her eyes, she could see for the first time and noticed how much the other kids hated her, so she shot them.
It was a stupid story, something to get my angst about school out in a creative, non-threatening way. The kids who write these things aren’t the kids that will blow up the school. Nowadays, they love to take anyone who seems alienated and push them further towards the edge. The idea should be acceptance and understanding, not more hatred. My god these people are retarded.
I know that human sexuality is a beautiful, bizarre and complex thing, but as accepting and non-judgmental as I try to be, some things are just not right. There are certain sex inventions that should not be created, sold or used. Why someone would invent these things is weird enough, but the fact that all kinds of people are buying them is even stranger.
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Daily Goodness
Quote of the Day:
“The More You Do, The More You Can Do.†–yours truly
Fact of the Day:
The hope diamond is supposedly cursed and after 9 owners of the jewel
suffered horrible fates after owning the piece, owner Harry Winston mailed it to the Smithsonian for only $2.44. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Video Games Day -yay!
Link of the Day:
The strange monetary values of a variety of things, such as peacock feathers and human blood.
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Dail C For “Creepy”
According to YesButNoButYes, some weirdo is selling a used, and UNWASHED, pair of Michael Jackson’s tighty whiteys…no, I don’t mean his boy toys, I mean his underwear.
Whether or not you think he really is a child molester, buying men’s used undies is pretty gross, especially when they belong to someone that fades in between man, woman and space alien at least 3 times per minute.
On the other hand, if any of you want to buy any of my used underwear for $500, we may be able to arrange something. I assure you I have never molested children or been accused of being a man…so at this price, you’re a fool not to buy! Hey, a girls gotta make some money somehow.
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Daily Goodness
Quote of the day:
“I’d done three solo albums in a row, and that’s quite narcissistic.” -Bjork
Fact of the Day:
In 1518, a mental plague took over the French city of Strasbourg. Those 
suffering would dance for weeks until they died from a heart attack. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Wonderful Weirdos Day -how fun
Link of the Day:
100 Year Old photo blog has some really cool pics.