Personally, I would never want to walk around with a computer that has a gaping asshole on the front. If you are a member of 4 Chan or just love sick internet memes like two girls and one cup though, this decal would serve an additional purpose for you –no one would ever steal your laptop.
Personally, I love kids books, but there are some topics that just shouldn’t be included in their subject matter. All Things Mundane took a great look at a few extreme examples to prove that just because something’s marked safe for kids to read doesn’t actually mean you’ll want to let your children anywhere near it.
I’ve already written more about My Pink Button genital dye on the A*Hole’s Guide to Etiquette, but in continuing our coverage of the stupidest products and ideas ever, I thought it deserved a mention here as well.
If you saw my earlier link to terrible Christmas ornaments, just wait until you see my list of the worst Christmas gifts this year. If you like those, be sure to check out last year’s list of awful presents as well.
Over on InventorSpot I recently posted a list of the tackiest, grossest and funniest ornaments available this year. Check it out.
Anyone who enjoys the bad crafting seen on Etsy via Regretsy may also enjoy DivineART, a blog sharing the worst of DeviantART. Take the image above for example, here’s the “artist’s” comments:
You may find this picture offensive.
It is built around the idea that masculinity is declying…I took this myself and that is me in the photo, not the fish the boy. I had to kneel down in my garage/music room wearing virtually nothing with no radiator on and the temperature outside was close to zero celcius. I was turning into a bloody iced-tea!*JUST FOR THE NOTE I DID NOT PENETRATE THE FISH. I HELD IT OVER MY BRIEFS.*
I don’t think I could say anything more about how terrible this is than what the artist himself said above.
Not much can be said about this delightfully disgusting jerk off toy. I guess if you liked yesterday’s story about the big titty burglar though this could help.
Courtney Love is threatening to sue Activision for including Kurt Cobain’s likeness in Guitar Hero 5. Her Twitter is filled with such articulate and sane things as, “YOU for dismissing me as a LOON, go f—ing play guitar hero commit necrophilai KNOW you are raping me and my family mother in law child.”
The funny part is that she not only signed off the rights to his likeness on the game, but also provided them pictures and videos of him for reference. She even helped pick out his wardrobe. In short, yes Courtney, we are “dissing you as a loon” and if we are indeed raping you and your “family mother in law child” whatever that is, it is only because you gave us all permission to do so -so enjoy your raping you crazy whore.
Image Via bderivo [Flickr] (and yes, you can see her gross vag in this one.)
If you and your friends ever get in a battle about whether or not Snoop is batshit crazy, you now have more ammo for your insanity argument. The classic rapper is changing his name to Niggarachi for his next album. Yes. You read that right. Niggar-fucking-achi. Nevermind the fact that Urban Dictonary’s definition of Niggarachi is a gay black man with an interest in performing arts…the name just doesn’t work for Snoop. Is he going to start playing piano and wearing a pomp? Didn’t think so. Keep smoking Dogg…keep smoking.
Image via punk17er [Flickr]
It’s too early to say whether any supposed spoilers are actually legitamate for the movie the Orphan, but it’s apparantly:
I know what’s wrong with Esther.
SPOILER ALERT! DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW!
She is really a 33-year-old woman who was born with proportional dwarfism which causes her to have the appearance of a child. She also happens to be a former prostitute, who had wealthy paedophiles for clients. The reason why she has her neck covered is because she was once in asylum and she struggled so much in her straitjacket that it left with her deep scars on her neck.
Maybe it’s just me, but that’s one of the stupidest/funniest plot twists ever -although it still doesn’t say why she’s so down to kill her whole adopted family.
Personally, I think this movie not only looks like a piece of crap, but it’s also offensive to adoption supporters everywhere.