Amazon is filled with hilarity as long as you know where to look. Just check out these six bizarro products and these 50 funny reviews.
Category: Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever
Do you want a zombie or vampire dildo? Then you’re sick. But you also happen to be in luck, here’s a list of the grossest ones ever.
Between the atrocious writing, bland plot, transparent acting, wretched special effects, poor camera work and miserable directing, The Room fails in just about every aspect of film making -which almost makes it almost bearable to watch for the laughs. Neatorama has more on this simply horrible movie.
Amazon has long been known for carrying some strange items, but this three pack of gastric bypass surgical kits just might be the weirdest yet. On the upside, that also means it has provided great fodder for comical review such as this:
Unfortunately I managed to get this all screwed up. It should have been clearer that you don’t use all three kits. I ended up doing my stomach, liver and what I believe is a kidney although I don’t have enough medical experience to say for sure. It was very hard to use some of the tools while looking in the various mirrors I had set up. But, I got it done. At one point my wife came in, saw the mess and said I should have called a real doctor. Well, I showed her! I’m now happily eating, drinking and urinating much less. I look forward to trying the next release, the cardiac bypass kit.
Cute, sweet, silly, fun, goofy -there are so many adjectives to describe six year-olds. Here’s one we don’t need though, “sexy.” Unfortunately, French Vogue thinks this is a perfect age to start tramping girls up for an empty lifestyle of being nothing more than beautiful coat racks.
Hope you have just as much fun as these boys!
By now your tree should be up and decorated, so let’s hope you don’t have any of these terrible ornaments.
Here’s yet another perfect example of something not to get your kids for Christmas this year.
If you’re ready for Christmas shopping, then enjoy the spirit of commercialism with this hilarious article on terrible Christmas gifts.
I love lobster, but I sure wouldn’t want to smell like the so-called cockroach of the sea. Nor would I want to smell like a funeral parlor, a vagina or any of the other horrifying scents from this Oddee article.