I know Halloween is far away and even Comic Con isn’t for another few months now, but it’s never too early to reflect on just how bad the sexy costume industry has gotten.
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Finally a storybook for exhausted parents to curl up with before bedtime.
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.
Check out my newest Oddee article, which depicts 14 products you never would have guessed have ulterior sexual uses.
I have to admit that I was a little bummed to see the Mercedes commercial using Janis Joplin’s anti-materialist song “Mercedes Benz” wasn’t on here, but most of their selections are dead on. Yeah, for some reason, I really doubt the Beatles were singing about a revolution of footwear.
While I wouldn’t call some of these tattoos inappropriate, per se, they are certainly stupid.
I love Easter candy and toys, but he’s right, these are terrible.
And Oddee has plenty more where these came from.
Here are a few tips:
- Don’t try to sell your services on a website
- Don’t go to the mark, tell them you’ll kill them unless they pay you and then leave for a few days so they can call the cops
- Don’t use your abused wife as an accomplice and expect her not to turn on you the first chance she gets.
More useful tips here.
Image via flexgraph [Flickr]
My newest Oddee article features 10 utterly bizarre fetus products like this fetus Hello Kitty. Enjoy.
I found these “robots” at Big Lots the other day. They are either the worst robots ever or the most covert Transformers you’ve ever seen.