While many of the weird ice creams on this list are cringe-inducing, this ice cream sushi looks utterly decadent.
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Strange, brilliant or terrible new products
Would you wear a dinosaur costume and act as a nanny/butler for a year if it meant getting a free house? At least one person would. Here’s a little quote from his Craigslist ad:
Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.
In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.
No follow ups have come out yet, which makes me think his venture was unsuccessful.
Sure, we need to protect our children from violence and perverts, but banning all cameras from school and preventing them from touching each other aren’t reasonable solutions. Read about more stupid security measures over at Cracked.
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Do you love penises? Sure you do! And because you do, you’ll love this Regretsy posts featuring 5 things that look like penises.
These snail shells are stunning, but is it really worth killing off a whole species just to make jewelry from them? Some idiots think so. Read about more animals that are extinct for stupid reasons over at Cracked.
To advertise their new horror television channel, a German company released these delightfully creepy bowling ball heads into a variety of bowling alleys in the area. When they’re done, I bet the could make a lot of money selling these balls off on the internet.
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Idiot-Stopping Captchas
I think I need these on Rue The Day and I KNOW they need these over at Neatorama.
The Japanese company Clone Factory doesn’t need your DNA to make an eerily close copy of you -just a few photographs should suffice. While the Neatoshop sells bobbleheads based on your pics, they aren’t nearly as creepy as these action figures because they manage to stay on the safe side of the uncanny valley. As a bonus, the Neatorama bobbleheads never cost more than $238, but the clone factory charges around $1,700 for your new toy.
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Pedobear Tee Shirt
You have to read the description on the shirt page too:
If you don’t know who cuddlebear is, then our legal department tells us to say that this product is a very cute bear.  A very innocent bear.  He even has candy in his van!  We didn’t get any though, something about being “too old.”