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Creepy Snow Globes

Throw him in the wellThese snow globes seen on InventorSpot are so creepy and strange, they are fantastic. Look at the whole series here.

Just a thought though, as much as kids like snowglobes, it may be a good idea to put these out of their hands. Most kids do not enjoy the thought of getting thrown down a well or eaten by a giant spider.

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Salt Water and Crab Flavored Coffees?

The Deadliest Catch is releasing their own coffee line, The Deadliest Brew. Yes, you heard that right, the people who catch crabs in the artic want to sell you coffee. I don’t know about you, but I want coffee to remind me of death, tidal waves and rotting fish.

Yum yum.

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Wanna Touch Boobies While Playing WOW?

titties bitchesHey all you anime fans, video game nerds and other losers who can never understand why they can’t pull a chick even though they still rely on virtual sunshine, here’s your chance to finally touch some titties. Rejoice geeks, Battical has informed the world of the existence of this 3D anime mouse pad available at ninjagizmos.com will let you fondle your day away without having to bother with that pesky “talking to real people” thing.

At least it’s ergonomic.

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Japan’s Latest Fads That May Be Crossing Here

Advertising Age has a great list of products and services made popular in Japan, that may be imported into the US. My personal favorite, the ramen noodle spa.

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Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

New Stupidest Invention Ever, The Bierstick

beer doucheMental Floss has discovered the stupidest invention ever…or at least the stupidest invention ever, for today.

How could anything top the stupidity of the previous marvel, the Hula Chair, you ask? With this modern feat of science, you are able to slam 24 ounces of beer down your throat at an all-time high speed. The website’s page is loaded with pleasant disclaimers they do not want to be responsible for, although it seems they forgot, “Bierstick is not responsible for stupid frat boys who own one of our products and rape women while under the influence of our product.”

Seriously, if you want one of these, why not just start shooting up heroin and stop wasting the time and money on killing your body and mind with something like beer?

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Geeky Cakes Gallore

Geek Crafts has posted 13 most excellent dork cakes for your every need. I have to say, I need these.

If only my birthday were closer.

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Fashion New Products or Services

Animal Hats That Look Like Your Hair -Wow

Doggy Hair

These hats are so great, they are perfect for a runway show, but I’ve gotta admit, if I had one, I’d wear it everywhere. Thanks InventorSpot.

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Twirl and Tumble At Work, How Fun

MSN has a great review of one of the stupidest inventions ever, the Hula Chair. It is designed to help you get in shape at work by twirling your way to a better body.

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Wanna Get High Legally?

If watching people snowboard, sky dive and club it up all night long just annoys you, Drank just might be the right drink for you. The new drink tries to replicate the downers of codeine and cough syrup, but legally.
Is it really any fun when it’s legal?
For more info, check out the consumerist’s blog.