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Awesome Protective Skateboarding Gear

Skateboarders hate looking like total losers covered in pads, not to mention that their movements tend to be severely restricted by wearing them. Enter the Cali Hoodie.

This hoodie not only looks cool, but it also will keep you protected from busting up your upper half.

Potential draw back? I wonder how warm the thing is. No one wants to be 800 degrees while skating either.

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Wow, Just, Wow…or Should I Say Just Wow Wii

A vibrator for your Wii remote that comes in men and women’s designs. Video game sex toys, it’s finally happened.

And I thought my Wii was fun NOW.

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Cult Clothing Coming to An Interwebz Near You

Those crazy Polygamists. All that attention they recieved from their recent scandal and having their children removed from their custody shot them in the limelight. As any good marketer would do, they’ve taken this opportunity to merchandize themselves. Now you can pretend to be a psychotic Mormon freak who has their children taken away.

Sounds like kinky sex dress up time to me. “Tell me I’m your favorite wife, yeah baby!”

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These Hats Are Sew Strange

I ran across this girl’s site on MySpace and I’m in love with her hats. They are so cute and playful. Although they look very Japanese street chic, they’re made by hand, right here in the USA.

If you have any requests, she’ll custom make you one for the right price. Check out Sew Strange’s website for more cute peices like this.

My obsession with Invader Zim makes me really want the cute Girr hat. Anyway, go check them out!

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Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Another Great Terrible Invention

Good old InventorSpot has discovered US patent 4150505, the bird trap and cat feeder. Why buy your cat food when you can trick innocent birds to enter your trap and become kitty’s dinner?

I don’t imagine most cats would actually be that into this idea though. They seem to like hunting, and not fish in a barrel style.

Aside from that, it seems exceptionally unlikely that a bird would just sit there while the trap started opening. They have these crazy things, they’re called wings.

If a bird did manage to get caught, I would be worried it was sick -and thus, I certainly would NOT want my pet eating it.

All over, this has “Stupidest Products Ever” written all over it.

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Rapid Bath Dog Washing Thing

When I worked at a vet office for about a week, they had the coolest system to wash dogs. It was a hose with the shampoo already included and you just ran the water over them with the shampoo running, then rinse them and you’re done.

I’ve seen these Rapid Bath things on tv, and I’m wondering if they work as well. Have any of you guys tried these? They look awesome, but I don’t wanna buy one unless the work really good.

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Buy A Buddy A Beer -Online

I have to say, I think yougotbeer.com is a brilliant idea. You can now buy anyone across the country a beer that they can redeem wherever they live. Huge places like TGIFridays, Chilli’s and Bennigan’s take part in the program, so no matter where you are, there’s probably a place to redeem your brew.

Buy your interweb or WOW buddies a drink, hooray!

Personally, I’d rather see a cocktail one, but this is a good start.

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Why Isn’t American Airlines Offering Beds And Blowjobs?

Pssh, free wifi, that’s nothing. You could be getting a bj, or at least that’s what RyanAir thinks. The low cost, cut-throat airline popularized by pure Eurotrash will surely be pulling in even more trash now. In a shocking interview -even the translator was too stunned to talk, Michael O’Leary, head of the airline, suggested that passengers traveling business class will be betting head on the flight. He didn’t mention anything about getting face, so I wonder if lady passengers will be outta luck.

The cost of the flight will be between about $6000 and $8000 (yes, you read that right). Of course, passengers flying economy, sans beds or oral sex will only have to shell out around $16 plus tax.

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Spray On Condoms Look Like A Blast -Knuck Knuck Knuck

So all joking aside, having a spray on condom is a cool idea. They dry in 25 seconds and can fit everything to a mouse to an elephant wang . Besides bestiality purposes, normal humans can find some good use for these as well. The article says that people are worried it won’t be romantic. What’s not romantic about shaking a can and spraying it around your lover’s junk? Oh yeah, but I’m one of those weirdos that thinks sex shouldn’t always be dead serious. Oh well.

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Best Dog Swim Suits of 2008

Def Cab Dog Pants?Just in time for summer, Inventor Spot has a list of the best dog bathing suits this summer. While it’s not the absolute cutest of all the options (as it’s for a boy dog and the dresses are amazing), I wanna get the one on the right for my little Percy dog. You may know him as Def Cab Dog.