These extra wide contact lenses are the ulimate in weird sexiness. I love them!
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Strange, brilliant or terrible new products
Gentlemen, I know it’s hard for you to maintain perfect facial hair, but inventing a “bowl haircut” for your face, aka the GoateeSaver is not the solution. How does it even stay on your face? Is it uncomfortable? Do you look like a complete tool, during and after use? Wait, I can answer that one…yes!
If you’re like me, you’ll love this concept of trains with private seating pods. I think it would be ideal if two people could mutually agree to open their pods together if you’re traveling together, but traveling alone is a far, far improvement over the existing “hope a stranger doesn’t molest or rob you” method of public transit. Of course, maybe I just like that idea because I’m anti-social.
The one drawback I really see as impassable, what do you do with the pervs and junkies who violate the very privacy they long for?
Then why not give yourself elf ears? That’s right, you too can be less attractive and more of a geek all in one swift move.
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Do You Stink?
Then try these deodorizing suits from Japan that are suprisingly not overpriced. They have all kinds of cool features built in to keep you sweat and stink free all day. Check out InventorSpot for more info.
Wait till you wash it down with Eel energy drinks. One word comes to mind…eww.
EDIT: If you are interested inmore weird/disgusted sodas, check out this great InventorSpot article.
For all your sexy Psycho fantasties you like to dwell upon while cuddling up with that shower nozzle, you now have something to look at. Fun and sexy.
Cracked has a great list of 20 baby products that should not exist. The baby high heels have creeped me out since I heard about them.
But this here manual snot sucker…just genius really.
I highly encourage everyone to read the whole list. Everything here belongs in “Stupidest Products Ever.” Everything. It’s shocking, disgusting, weird and every other adjective that you RTD readers have come to love.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t want anything made from another woman’s breast milk. Particularly jewelry. I guess if you’re one of those weird people that has an obsession with mothers in societies though, you might like it. -Freak.
Thanks Boing Boing.
I’m stuck between considering this brilliant and idiotic. Basically, it’s a cardboard toilet that’s easy to construct, use and dispose. It’s biodegradable too.
The bad side…is it really strong enough to hold a fat ass shitting for an hour? Also, won’t it leak after a very short amount of time?
Is this something that belongs in “Stupidest Inventions Ever,” or are you happy they finally created it?
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