Any mini Hans or Lukes out there looking for a stylish sleeping bag they will proud to bring these over to their Star Wars sleep over party. Really, I want one too, hope they come in grown up size.
Category: New Products or Services
Strange, brilliant or terrible new products
Who wants to drink horse placenta? Oh me me me!!! Ok, not really, at all. But apparently there are some people in Japan who do. Supposedly that black one pictured is the more potent version.
Now why someone would want to drink this. Aside from it’s delightful flavor (sure) it has an amazing list of health benefits, or so it claims. Some of its effects include skin whitening, headache and canker sore cures, lighter menstrual cramps, decreased sensitivity to cold, and an increase in hunger.
Obviously this is Japanese, as Americans want things to reduce their hunger and want to darken their skin. But I’m still disturbed that anyone in their right mind would want to eat a placenta, let alone drink it like a soda.Oh, and the price makes it even better. It’s supposed to be a daily treatment regimen, but the orange flavor costs $50 per bottle and the black is $100 a bottle.
Hand me a cucumber soda any day, but a placenta drink, I think I’ll pass. Surprisingly though, I may be alone, they’re already sold out of the black flavor.
The world’s largest litter of dalmation puppies are adorable. I’m ignoring the obligatory 101 Dalmations jokes, feel free to insert you own.
Over on Weird Stuff News, I just wrote the story of the world’s stupidest criminal. I can’t paraphrase the article better than I wrote it the first time over there. Read and enjoy:
Bad idea #1: Don’t date someone you suspect might be downloading child porn on to your computer.
Bad idea #2: Don’t do disgusting & illegal things with a dog when you’re drunk.
Bad idea #3: If you do take part in #2, don’t video tape it.
Bad idea #4: If you do take part in #2 & 3, don’t upload it to your computer and then just put it in the recycle bin once you realize you don’t want that video.
Bad idea #5: Don’t drink in public when you’re on probation for a DUI.
The Worst Idea Ever: When you are in jail for violating #5, don’t ask the police to check your computer for child porn (based on #1) when you still have videos of yourself making love to a dog in the computer’s Recycle Bin (#’s 2, 3 & 4). You will get arrested for beastaility and prove yourself to be one of the stupidest criminals on Earth.
All I can say is “wow,” and thank you Yes But No But Yes.
Thanks to Digg.com, I happened to run across this post criticizing a cook book based around semen. Yes, you read that right. All the recipes have semen.
If only I knew how many people actually bought this thing.
Here’s a terrible idea for a supposedly classy sport -a golf club you can pee in. And no, I’m not joking, here’s the real website. I don’t even know what to say about this.
What is wrong with you when you actually think this is a good idea? How strange is it that this is so old?
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Hello Kitty/Gloomy Mix
One of the best product crossovers ever has been released from Japan. Hello Kitty and Gloomy Bear together at last, it’s Japan’s cutest and most violent. Perfect.
While I’m on the subject, check out this crazy Hello Kitty MAC cosmetics video:
E.T. Finger…right. Funny, because I swear I saw some really hot lesbians giving each other some E.T. fingers the other day in a movie. They must have been trying to heal each other, yeah, that’s it…heal each other.
Are these baby slippers not the craziest, most disturbing thing you’ve ever seen? Aparently these were one of a kind creations made for burning man, but I know so many people that would actually buy these.
Image by Steph Gornalnick