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I think moose cheese sounds delicious, but not for $500 per pound. Some foods are just stupidly pricey -for example this $10,000 Martini On The Rock served with an actual diamond. It’s quite sickening actually. For more disgustingly expensive foods, check out the rest of this Woman’s Day article.
For Japanophiles or the weird toy-obsessed, you’ll certainly be interested in viewing all of these 14 bizarre Japanese toys.
Another terrible invention. I seriously doubt this is going to improve your game and it may be really akward when you’re pushing a little hard to reject your waste.
It’s not only brides that choose bad outfits on their wedding days. Jerry Seinfeld once pointed out that all men look the same in tuxedos –these men certainly break that rule in the worst possible way.
I can’t see you, you’re in camouflage:
Look, we get it, you’re either into hunting or you’re in the military or you’re in a crazy militia. Whatever the reason you thought it was a good idea to go “commando†for your wedding, you were wrong. Camouflage and weddings just don’t mix. For more terribly wonderful camo wedding images, check out this post from Tacky Weddings.
Someone wants to be Willy Wonka of the wedding world:
Is that Prince beside you in the first pic? I know he can get away with wearing crap like that and acting straight, but you can’t. Bad call dude. We know you’re a tool, you really don’t need to try this hard to prove it.
Ohh the colors!! Ohh the stripes!!! Ohhh the humanity:
Yeah, I love stripes and colors…but not diagonal stripped blue weirdness. Seriously guy, points for originality and all, but this is just ugly. And really, what’s up with your shoes? At this point, you should have just gone for the blue suede.
I’m afraid of clowns:
Or at least, I’m afraid of clown weddings. Balloon animals and hats are fun and all, but it’s never a good thing when your tux can be popped at any given moment.
Some things are best left in the past:
This twenties tuxedo is a perfect example. I know vintage clothes are awesome, but don’t let an item’s oldness blind you from its ugliness. A general rule is orange and brown stripes never look good.
Ironic, huh?
I know, you’re trying to be such a cool hipster by wearing an ugly seventies tuxedo. Won’t everyone think you’re so funny for being ironic? Isn’t it so funny? The answer to both questions is no. You just look stupid and the mustache isn’t adding to the hipster factor, it just makes you look like even more of a tool. Your Flickr set only furthers this theory.
So there you have it. Bridezillas are not the only tasteless ones in weddings. Gentlemen can be just as stupid and tacky. Remember guys, it’s hard to go wrong in black and white.
Never before has a peice of lingere been so bulletproof…oh wait, I guess I’m wrong. It’s still pretty cool though.
Etsy periodically features some products that make me go “whaaaa?” This is a perfect example, a giant, handmade condom pillow. They come with the giant fabric condom, huzzah. Both the fabric condom and real ones can be hidden inside your pillow.
Best of all, they’re only $80. Who wouldn’t pay that just to see the mortified look on their parent’s faces when they come to visit?
This game looks brilliant. It’s by the creators of Katamari Damacy. You have to use your Wii remotes to pose like the hole in front of you. Personally, I like the big polar bear body builder. I think BoingBoing’s Offworld is right in trying to push for this game to come to America. Spread the word.
Ok, so maybe this isn’t the hottest porn ever, but it might just be one of the most amusing. I think it’s funny that only the George character really looks like his counterpart. Definately click on the link and view the other casting photos.
PETA just asked the Pet Shop Boys if they wouldn’t mind changing their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys. Retarded much? Me thinks so. But hey, what more can you expect from an organization that wanted to change “fish” to “sea kitties?”
“by changing its name, the band could raise awareness at every tour stop of the “cramped, filthy conditions” that breeders keep animals in before selling them to pet stores, PETA said in its letter.”
Yes, but maybe by having a cramped crowded concert under the name “Pet Shop Boys” will actually make concert goers feel like the puppies at the puppy mills. Ever think about that PETA? I didn’t think so -being as how you refuse to think about anything.
Do you love the look of jeans with underwear hanging out the top but hate actually wearing underwear? Then you might just be the .0001% of the population who actually likes these pants. Talk about whoreoama!