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Terrible Deviant Art Posts

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Anyone who enjoys the bad crafting seen on Etsy via Regretsy may also enjoy DivineART, a blog sharing the worst of DeviantART. Take the image above for example, here’s the “artist’s” comments:

You may find this picture offensive.
It is built around the idea that masculinity is declying…I took this myself and that is me in the photo, not the fish the boy. I had to kneel down in my garage/music room wearing virtually nothing with no radiator on and the temperature outside was close to zero celcius. I was turning into a bloody iced-tea!

*JUST FOR THE NOTE I DID NOT PENETRATE THE FISH. I HELD IT OVER MY BRIEFS.*

I don’t think I could say anything more about how terrible this is than what the artist himself said above.

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Check Out The Obama Colors Man

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The Obama acid makes tripping out patriotic.

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Stroke On A Rope

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Not much can be said about this delightfully disgusting jerk off toy. I guess if you liked yesterday’s story about the big titty burglar though this could help.

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Incredibly Fantastic Marshmallows

3219090787_43fd6480ea_mI’ve never posted a food review on RTD, but today I had a marshmallow epiphany.It was wholly unexpected and entirely blissful. With any luck, this moment will be with me forever.

When a representative from Plush Puffs got in touch with me about trying their gourmet marshmallows, I must admit, I was skeptical. After all, how great can a marshmallow be, right? Still, being a fan of cheap things, I certainly enjoy freebies and gladly agreed to test out their products.

In one day, my opinion of marshmallows has changed forever. Prior to trying to Plush Puffs I thought of mallows as merely a tool for making certain desserts, like s’mores and rice squares. With Plush Puffs though, the marshmallow is all you need for dessert.

These light, fluffy bits of heaven are sweet and flavorful. The brand has six standard flavors, including Simply S’mores and Peppi-Mint, and claims they are willing to custom make flavors as well.

I tried the Caramel Swirl, Luscious Lemon Meringue and the Chocolate Chippetta and found each flavor to have its own magical kick. The caramel was bursting with light, sweet caramel, just hovering short of the delicate line of too sweet. The lemon had a delightful tang reminiscent of my mother’s lemon bars. The chocolate was dusted in cocoa powder and fitted with a sprinkling of chocolate chips making it a perfect after dinner snack.

Best of all, these tiny indulgences are incredibly healthy considering how delectable they are. Five mallows will land you only 70 calories and 0 grams of fat. For those of you looking to fight processed foods, they contain no corn syrup or artificial preservatives either.

If you ever get the chance to try these wonderful goodies, don’t pass it up. I assure you, they are worth the price.

For more info: Visit their website.
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Courtney Love Still A Lunatic Bitch

bderivoCourtney Love is threatening to sue Activision for including Kurt Cobain’s likeness in Guitar Hero 5. Her Twitter is filled with such articulate and sane things as, “YOU for dismissing me as a LOON, go f—ing play guitar hero commit necrophilai KNOW you are raping me and my family mother in law child.”

The funny part is that she not only signed off the rights to his likeness on the game, but also provided them pictures and videos of him for reference. She even helped pick out his wardrobe. In short, yes Courtney, we are “dissing you as a loon” and if we are indeed raping you and your “family mother in law child” whatever that is, it is only because you gave us all permission to do so -so enjoy your raping you crazy whore.

Image Via bderivo [Flickr] (and yes, you can see her gross vag in this one.)

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Snoop Dogg Goes Niggarachi

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If you and your friends ever get in a battle about whether or not Snoop is batshit crazy, you now have more ammo for your insanity argument. The classic rapper is changing his name to Niggarachi for his next album. Yes. You read that right. Niggar-fucking-achi. Nevermind the fact that Urban Dictonary’s definition of Niggarachi is a gay black man with an interest in performing arts…the name just doesn’t work for Snoop. Is he going to start playing piano and wearing a pomp? Didn’t think so. Keep smoking Dogg…keep smoking.

Image via punk17er [Flickr]

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Anti-Twitterers Unite

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Hate Twitter? You may consider MACRO blogging platform Woofer instead. Each post must take at least some bit of thought as there is a minimum of 1400 characters per post. Sure you could just use a normal blog at that point, but woofer is so much more social and so much more of an FU to Twitter. Will it last? Who knows. All I know is it’s nice to see I’m not the only one who hates “mirco blogging.” Those of you who actually follow the blog on Twitter will notice it’s no more than a series of links back to the site here. That’s the only 140 character posts I can get behind.

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Socktopus Gets Some Love

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Personally, I like when a website has good personalized ads. Facebook’s invasive ads make me happy -particularly when they introduce me to awesome things like the socktopus. If he’s not your style, there’s also a great pair of punk sock monkeys on their site. Check it out and enjoy the cuteness.

You may notice some dust over here on the site in the next few days. I’m switching ad providers because The Robert Sherman Ad Network I was working with before was absolute crap and tried to exploit the site by trying to get advertising without paying me. Hopefully you won’t have any technical interruptions during the transition, but just know, if you blog, say NO TO THE ROBERT SHERMAN ADVERTISING AGENCY.

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The Orphan Spoiler Is Hilarious

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It’s too early to say whether any supposed spoilers are actually legitamate for the movie the Orphan, but it’s apparantly:

I know what’s wrong with Esther.
SPOILER ALERT! DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW!
She is really a 33-year-old woman who was born with proportional dwarfism which causes her to have the appearance of a child. She also happens to be a former prostitute, who had wealthy paedophiles for clients. The reason why she has her neck covered is because she was once in asylum and she struggled so much in her straitjacket that it left with her deep scars on her neck.

Maybe it’s just me, but that’s one of the stupidest/funniest plot twists ever -although it still doesn’t say why she’s so down to kill her whole adopted family.

Personally, I think this movie not only looks like a piece of crap, but it’s also offensive to adoption supporters everywhere.

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Stun Your Enemies In Style

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The real problem with tasers isn’t the danger they pose to people who get hit with the shock, it’s that they just aren’t cute enough. Finally, a real solution. How awesome would it be to see cops carrying these? If they were legal in California, I just might get one myself.