Between the atrocious writing, bland plot, transparent acting, wretched special effects, poor camera work and miserable directing, The Room fails in just about every aspect of film making -which almost makes it almost bearable to watch for the laughs. Neatorama has more on this simply horrible movie.
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Strange, brilliant or terrible new products
Between ethernet plug rings and circuit board earrings, these pieces of jewelry are undoubtedly the dorkiest ever.
Amazon has long been known for carrying some strange items, but this three pack of gastric bypass surgical kits just might be the weirdest yet. On the upside, that also means it has provided great fodder for comical review such as this:
Unfortunately I managed to get this all screwed up. It should have been clearer that you don’t use all three kits. I ended up doing my stomach, liver and what I believe is a kidney although I don’t have enough medical experience to say for sure. It was very hard to use some of the tools while looking in the various mirrors I had set up. But, I got it done. At one point my wife came in, saw the mess and said I should have called a real doctor. Well, I showed her! I’m now happily eating, drinking and urinating much less. I look forward to trying the next release, the cardiac bypass kit.
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Pedobear Hat
If you liked those 6 year old French Vogue models a bit too much, have I got the hat for you.
Cute, sweet, silly, fun, goofy -there are so many adjectives to describe six year-olds. Here’s one we don’t need though, “sexy.” Unfortunately, French Vogue thinks this is a perfect age to start tramping girls up for an empty lifestyle of being nothing more than beautiful coat racks.
Hope you have just as much fun as these boys!
By now your tree should be up and decorated, so let’s hope you don’t have any of these terrible ornaments.
Here’s yet another perfect example of something not to get your kids for Christmas this year.
Wanna exercise your rights during your preflight pornography scan? Remind scanners that their searches violate our Fourth Amendment rights with these awesome underwear and teeshirts that use metalic ink so they show up in the pornoscanners.