It’s hard not to love these captioned photos explaining why cats would make terrible doctors. Of course, if dogs were doctors, they’d start sniffing the patient’s butts, licking up blood spills and chasing anything that gets thrown in the hazardous waste bin.
Category: Funny
Cheesiest Jesus Image Ever
Is it just me, or is someone other than Christ playing fast and loose with the cheese on that thing?
Is your little one already bugging you about the Easter Bunny’s yearly visit? If you really want to stop hearing the bunny buzz, you could always scare the child into fearing and hating the rabbit with one of these terrible Easter toys.
Dear Blank Letters
I have long been a proponent of “Dear Blank” messages, but I was never so motivated as to print them out, photograph them and reupload them to the computer. Nevertheless, I’m glad someone did.
Why bother with all the hassle of murder and stalking when you can just throw down a quarter for a hefty serving of warm, hearty brains? Of course, this is only useful for zombies in St. Louis. The rest of you can continue on your murderous rampages.
If someone tells you there’s a volcano exploding in your town, you shouldn’t have to check the calendar to see if it’s April 1st, but that didn’t stop the police from letting one prankster fake a volcanic eruption in 1974. This insane prank is one of the many weird and disturbing stunts featured in this great Cracked article.
ThinkGeek has released its annual April Fool’s Day goodies list and, once again, they did not disappoint. From arsenic-laced sea monkeys to glasses that make 3D movies 2D again, they’re all funny. What’s really true to form though is that they once again created a fake product that I really wish was real. This year it’s the Bonzai Kitten Plush. Like always though, if enough of us vote to make it real, this will become an actual item, so please visit the site, click on the order button and then vote for it.
Also, if you’re interested in placing any orders with the site, you really ought to do it today as you can get a free tee with an $15 order.
How do you turn a used wetsuit auction into a viral trend that leads to bidding frenzy? By including a picture of a urinating bear apparently. A British diver named D.H. Morgan wanted to sell his used wetsuit on eBay and to emphasize the fact that the suit was never peed in, he included the above image.
The image went viral and traffic (and bids) to the auction soared, so Morgan changed the listing into a charity auction. Eventually, the suit got so much attention that a few companies started throwing in donations to the charity, including a brand new wetsuit in any size.
At the end of the auction, the suit went for 8,999 pounds, approximately $14.4 thousand.
Headlines Drawn Literally
F-ck Yeah Headlines creates literal illustrations of newspaper headlines. The results can be pretty ridiculous.