Personally, I think Eeyore is more depressed since sleeping is only a symptom and he certainly has other depression symptoms as well. But other than that, this one is pretty great.
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Google Is Racist
I know technically it’s not Google, it’s the people searching for these terms all the time, but damn, that’s messed up. Thanks Now That’s Nifty.
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K.F.C. Selling Weed
This is a special KFC, one that sells weed to sick people. KFC in this case stands for Kind For Cures.
Don’t forget to bring a towel says Towelie.
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns.
The ones we don’t know we don’t know.
Yes, this is an actual quote from Donald Rumsfeld with line breaks added by Hart Seely, editor of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld. Whoever knew that he wasn’t actually a political monster, but a sensitive poet?
Thanks Good Magazine
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Funny Signs
I love this post of altered street signs. The one above is the funniest.
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Decisions Decisions Contest!
Few of you know this, but I have the sick, self-loathing drive to be a stand up comedian. As a result, I get annoyed when people try really hard to be funny and just fall flat…it’s double when the person is a woman because I am annoyed with how unfunny women tend to be.
Anyway, I was listening to the radio this morning and they had a contest where the person with the funniest reasons for their answers to two questions would win a prize. The contestant’s answers were miserable. I know I could do way better and I think you readers could as well.
So, the first person with answers I deem to be funnier than my own will receive a prize -be sure to leave your real email in the comments so I can contact you for your address and whatnot.
Here’s the questions:
What’s the best invention: a hot tub or an internal combustion engine? Same question only: the internet, condoms or birth control?
My answers: An engine is better because it’s a lot easier to clean sperm out of it. The internet’s better because my vibrator is completely useless with the other two.
Can you beat it?
P.S. Image Via Lian Ferrell [Flickr]
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Terribly Translated Splog
I got a trackback today from a post that blatantly stole my Neatorama content. Funny enough, I think it was translated into Thai before they put it back into English and the language is horrible. It’s too funny.
As farther as merch goes, here’s a enthusiastic place on things acquirable there at Boing Boing Gadgets, digit for the colossus Stitch radical toys on display, and digit for general stuff seen at the con. And digit for things terminal year.
Lastly, if you meet poverty to wager whatever more cute girls at Comic Con, there’s digit for that too.
I’d put a link up so you could read the whole thing, but I don’t want to give them extra SEO power. If you want to read it, just copy the text above and paste it into google…it’s pretty funny.
Are you the type to quit when the going gets tough? Prepare to be told you’re pullin a palin whenever you do. It’s the new buzz phrase and was just added to Urban Dictionary.
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Bloody Brilliant Tampon Testing
If you’re looking to laugh, you should definately read The Tampon Trials, where an intrepid young man works to find the least absorbent and thus most safe (so he believes) tampon on the market. The results of this ill-advised experiment are simply priceless. Here’s a little quote:
This sounds strange, because for most products — paper towels, maxipads, adult diapers — absorbency is a good thing. But with tampons, ultra-absorbency can cause the rare but fatal Toxic Shock Syndrome, which is why doctors recommend that women use the least absorbent tampon they need.
Now, I’m a guy. I know nothing about these things. But this makes me worry for all the womens out there. We’ve got to cut down on tampon absorbency. As far as I’m concerned, these super-absorbent tampons are just waiting to explode.
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Yahoo Answers Make The Web Great
I love these two Yahoo answers posts I saw on GiggleSugar today. The other one can be found here.