Who needs the Wizard when you have organ donations? This “Heartless” tee and others are all on sale for $10 right now at Threadless!
Category: Funny
Ever wonder how KFC once trained its new employees in 1987? I didn’t either, but I was delightfully surprised when I found out it involved a terrible corporate rap about how to make fried chicken and fries. Listen to the MP3 here.
If you’re ready for Christmas shopping, then enjoy the spirit of commercialism with this hilarious article on terrible Christmas gifts.
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10 Utterly Strange Fetishes
Over on Oddee, I recently wrote about the 10 weirdest fetishes on Earth. Go check them out for a good laugh!
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The Tackiest Cemetery On Earth
Nothing says class like a tombstone showing you with your pimped out car and listing your mafia name. The Yekaterinburg cemetery isn’t limited to just one or two of these trashy graves though, it’s filled with multiple deceased mafiosos:
In the 1990s, Yekaterinburg was known as ‘The crime capital of Russia.’ Many of the leaders of the Russian Mafia lived there and Shirokorechenskoe Cemetery was the final resting place for many of them. Very expensive tombs, black marble, precious stones, laser-engraved images and life-size granite gravestones are common here. The nicknames of the deceased mobsters are engraved along with some of the things they were known for: He was an expert in using knifes.
For more strange and hilarious graveyards, check out the rest of the list here.
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Don’t Cheat On Yahoo Answers
At least if you look up the answers on Google your teacher won’t be able to pwn your ass.
If you’re a big fan of infant fashion, you probably won’t like this post I wrote for Oddee that displays 15 of the funniest baby shirts ever. If you like raunchy or geeky jokes though, you probably will.
Check out the signs from the rally to restore sanity seen on Flickr. The set is hilarious, including this great one taken by webjedi.
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Joy Division Divorce Attorneys
The funniest divorce attorney sign ever… of course, non-music lovers won’t really get this one.
If you can ever laugh at death, then you’ll be sure to chuckle at these extreme examples of irony. Take the man above:
Clement Vallandigham was a lawyer who represented a man charged with killing someone during a bar fight. Vallandigham’s approach was to convince the jury the dead man had shot himself as he drew his weapon from his pocket. As he faced the jury, Vallandigham re-created the situation exactly as it happened. And when I say exactly, I mean that he managed to also re-create the end result: a man shooting himself whilst drawing his pistol.