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Animals Funny

Crocodile Swallows Cell Phone

A 14 year old crocodile in the Ukraine swallowed a tourist’s cell phone and is has become constipated, lethargic and has lost his appetite -for over a month so far. Zoo keepers tried to feed the croc live quails stuffed with laxative, but even after smothering one to death, he still refused to eat it. If this goes on another week, the keepers will be forced to perform surgery.

Meanwhile, the phone keeps ringing and the woman has insisted that she get the SIM card back from her phone after the croc releases it.

Image via Rob Valkass [Flickr]

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Crafts Funny

Adorably Dark Creepy Crochet Creations

If you’ve ever wanted to see Hello Hannibal Lecter Kitty or a dead Nancy beside Sid, then this post of creepy crochet designs is sure to please.

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Funny Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever Videos

Is The Room The Worst Movie Ever?

Between the atrocious writing, bland plot, transparent acting, wretched special effects, poor camera work and miserable directing, The Room fails in just about every aspect of film making -which almost makes it almost bearable to watch for the laughs. Neatorama has more on this simply horrible movie.

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Crafts Fashion Funny Geekery

Cthulhu Ski Hat

cthulhu crochet ski maskReady to hit the slopes in style? Then buy your own Cthulhu ski mask!

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Funny Politics

The 25 Weirdest Interview Questions

If you’ve ever been asked an off-the-wall interview question, then you probably have wondered just how strange these idiotic questions can get. Glass Door can help ease your mind about the stupidest interview you’ve ever answered with these 25 wacky inquiries, including:

An apple costs 20 cents, an orange costs 40 cents, and a grapefruit costs 60 cents, how much is a pear?

What would you do if you just inherit a pizzeria from your uncle?

I love reading things that remind me how awesome it is to be a professional blogger.

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Funny Videos

I Like Big Books

Awww yeah middle school library lovers!

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Funny Interesting

Hilarious Warning Labels

You gotta love the fact that manufacturer’s have to protect themselves from the purpose of the actual product. This disclaimer and more funny one can be are on Women’s Day.

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Funny Geekery

Sperm Wars

Thanks BoingBoing.

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Entertainment Funny Movies TV Videos

Law & Order UK Trailer

This is hilarious…by the way, Doctor Who fans, did you notice Martha Jones is in the show?

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Funny Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Amazon Selling Gastric Bypass Kits

Amazon has long been known for carrying some strange items, but this three pack of gastric bypass surgical kits just might be the weirdest yet. On the upside, that also means it has provided great fodder for comical review such as this:

Unfortunately I managed to get this all screwed up. It should have been clearer that you don’t use all three kits. I ended up doing my stomach, liver and what I believe is a kidney although I don’t have enough medical experience to say for sure. It was very hard to use some of the tools while looking in the various mirrors I had set up. But, I got it done. At one point my wife came in, saw the mess and said I should have called a real doctor. Well, I showed her! I’m now happily eating, drinking and urinating much less. I look forward to trying the next release, the cardiac bypass kit.