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Weddings

Adorably Strange Shrek Wedding

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A fairy tale wedding is just what every little girl seems to dream of…only most of them aren’t fantasizing about being a female ogre. Surprisingly, it’s a quite cute marriage and the couple looks absolutely adorable and happy. For more pics, click here.

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Funny (Real) Fake Brands

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The Daily Telegraph has a great list of knock offs that are just too funny. I think the topper is certainly these bondage-inspired candies.

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Food

Fun Food For The Kiddies

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If you have kids or babysit at all, this is a great idea for fun, kid food. Simply poke dried spaghetti through hot dogs and boil them together. I bet they’d be great with a variety of sauces too.

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Best Business Card Ever

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Steve Martin seems like a very warm, polite, intelligent and funny guy, but maybe that’s just me…

Thanks The Laugh Track and Mental Floss for bringing me this info.

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Bukkake Outlawed In Oregon

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Oregon has outlawed the act of propelling “a dangerous substance at another person” -particularly, a substance that is “organic” in nature. The law was enacted after someone threw semen at a women at a Target store. While this is completely wrong and it is a sexual violation, the law doesn’t distinguish between consensual acts and non-consensual. Does our nation really need to have more laws restricting the behavior of consenting adults -even if those acts are gross?

Thanks for the image I’m $partacus.

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Crafts

Easter Bunny Dissection

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This holiday gift is just what your children need to send them crying into the night. I love it. From the product page:

“Apparently the Easter Bunny was killed in a tragic accident at a Peep factory and he donated his body to science. Finally, an answer to mystery of the origins of Easter eggs!”

Thanks BoingBoing

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Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Is Awesome

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Any mini Hans or Lukes out there looking for a stylish sleeping bag they will proud to bring these over to their Star Wars sleep over party. Really, I want one too, hope they come in grown up size.

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The Worst Soft Drink Ever

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Who wants to drink horse placenta? Oh me me me!!! Ok, not really, at all. But apparently there are some people in Japan who do. Supposedly that black one pictured is the more potent version.

Now why someone would want to drink this. Aside from it’s delightful flavor (sure) it has an amazing list of health benefits, or so it claims. Some of its effects include skin whitening, headache and canker sore cures, lighter menstrual cramps, decreased sensitivity to cold, and an increase in hunger.

Obviously this is Japanese, as Americans want things to reduce their hunger and want to darken their skin. But I’m still disturbed that anyone in their right mind would want to eat a placenta, let alone drink it like a soda.Oh, and the price makes it even better. It’s supposed to be a daily treatment regimen, but the orange flavor costs $50 per bottle and the black is $100 a bottle.

Hand me a cucumber soda any day, but a placenta drink, I think I’ll pass. Surprisingly though, I may be alone, they’re already sold out of the black flavor.

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Interesting

Selling Vintage Clothes On Etsy

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Hey everyone, I listed a few clothes on Etsy’s vintage clothes section. Please go check them out. If you like what you see, please go buy them. I have no job right now and could really appriciate it.

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Weddings

Zombie Wedding Cake Toper

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I’ve always wanted a large replica of the Homies wedding couple to sit on top of my cake, but if that doesn’t happen, this is a close second. In fact, it will probably fit the monster theme a whole lot better.

Thanks BoingBoing for turning me on to it.