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Texas Illegalizes Marriage

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In an attempt to illegalize gay marriage, Texas made a big boo boo and accidentally illegalized all marriages.

Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

Notice anything strange there? Oh yeah, there’s no mention of same sex couples, just legal marriage. Good job dumbasses.

Image via ronsho [Flickr]

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Politics

Arnold Says “FU Assembly”

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Oh Arnold, you sneaky pocket-vetoing bastard.

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Interesting

Great Condom Ads

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Divine Caroline has a nice collection of 21 condom ads. Some are pretty funny, like the one above. I also enjoyed the one to the people using the competing brand to “enjoy father’s day.”

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Crafts

Plushies With Vaginas

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These stuffed bears are sold with the intention of your being able to use them to teach children about the human vagina. However, it doesn’t take a total freak to see a much more insane and much less sanitary use for them.

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Interesting

Blog of The Day: Accidental Dong

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Who doesn’t love running across the occasional accidental dong?

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Interesting

Horribly Wonderful Halloween Costumes

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Over on InventorSpot, I recently posted this great collection of the Weirdest, Tackiest, Creepiest and Sickest Halloween costumes this year. Needless to say, the post is not to be missed.

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Food

Making Aloe Ice Cream

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I recently made aloe vera ice cream at my house and while you’re probably thinking “eww,” it’s actually quite good. The Chinese have been drinking aloe drinks for hundreds of years and you should try it too, but why not start off with some ice cream?

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Crafts

Crochet Jägermeister

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If you thought crocheting for old bitties and lonely housewives, this Jägermeister crochet might help prove you wrong. Apparently, chrocheters like to party like college kids.

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Crafts

Police Line Scarf

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Seriously, how awesome is this police tape scarf found on the Flickr page of Noah Sussman? There’s no info on the picture page, but it’s still brilliant.

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Big Boobs Save The Day

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Japanese model Serena Kozakura was accused of burglary, until she was able to prove she couldn’t have entered the area with her huge ta tas. “I used to hate my body so much because I thought my bust was too big,” she said, “But it was definitely my breasts that won for me today.”