Looking for a Halloween treat that’s sure to impress the adult crowd? Try these clever Dexter blood slide candies.
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New York’s Water Is Full Of Tiny Shrimp
If you, like me, never got into the whole Tap NYC thing and actually got tired of hearing about snobby New Yorkers and their supposedly superior tap water (I think San Francisco’s is best personally), then it might make you laugh to learn that the water that is so wonderful that it never needs to be filtered is actually filled with microscopic shrimps.
If you liked the idea of beer popsicles, then fried beer might also be something you’d like. Bring them both to the county fair next year and you’re sure to be one of the richest concession stands around.
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Beer Popicles: A Great Summer Treat
If you want a beer, but are looking something even cooler for this killer August heat, try a beer popsicle. Simply crack open the tab, add some simple syrup and lime juice, then insert a stick and when it’s frozen, cut open the other end. Sounds like a good experiment for my other blog, the Cheapskate’s Handbook.
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People’s Court Root Beer
Ever wonder what happened to Judge Wapner of the People’s Court? Apparently he retired to make root beer.
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Where’s the Cheese?
Snack fooders beware, there seems to be at least one batch of Chili Cheese Fritos on the shelves right now that is distinctly lacking the artificial chili cheese flavorings that make them so wonderful.
Imagine my sadness when I opened my bag only to find chili cheeseless corn chips. I’m posting this as a warning to you to avoid these bland morsels until things are straightened out.
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GodHatesShrimp.com
If you hate the selective picking and choosing of bible verses that only support your point of view, then you’re sure to love GodHatesShrimp.com. The site takes a fascinating look at selections from the bible that would explicitly ban the eating of shrimp and other shellfish. If you’re going to hate gay people because the bible is against them, then you better stop your abominations of eating seafood without scales and fins:
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Amen.
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Making Aloe Ice Cream
I recently made aloe vera ice cream at my house and while you’re probably thinking “eww,” it’s actually quite good. The Chinese have been drinking aloe drinks for hundreds of years and you should try it too, but why not start off with some ice cream?
I think moose cheese sounds delicious, but not for $500 per pound. Some foods are just stupidly pricey -for example this $10,000 Martini On The Rock served with an actual diamond. It’s quite sickening actually. For more disgustingly expensive foods, check out the rest of this Woman’s Day article.
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Food on A Stick
For those of you, like myself, that are a little bit sad they’ll be missing the county fair this year, and thus, all of the fried goodness contained within, I highly recommend taking a peek at this blog post on Now That’s Nifty. The image above is fried stuffing, a sure way to make your fried turkey feel right at home with his side dishes. Man could I go for a fried meatball right about now.