Firefly is awesome, but the crew of Serenity might be lucky they only lasted one season and a movie -otherwise they might have been caught and that would have been bad news. According to Peter Liss, even the actions they participated in during just the Ariel heist could put the whole crew behind bars for a very long time and River and Simon could even fact the death penalty!
Seriously, everyone needs to look sexy sometimes, even Chewie, Darth Vader and Boba Fett. Unfortunately, this isn’t the way to do it.
Just look at this fancy puppy! He desperately needs a top hat monocle. I seriously hope he gets his own blog so we can follow this mustachioed fellow as he grows older.
Redditor Hollyicing made this incredible, edible replica of the burnt bear from Breaking Bad for her friend’s birthday she even used fire to help make the charred bits. All I can say is, Holly, will you be my friend?
If you can make it through this whole post without smiling then you’re either a cold, heartless bastard or you have a bizarre gecko phobia.
Someone spotted this gorgeous gal at the Seattle Comic Con.
Apparently Paul Karason, AKA “Blue Man,” is also a doctor who knows the secret to learning any language. Odd that he never mentions this in any of those interviews he has about having blue skin. One thing at a time I guess.
Oh Facebook advertisers, will you ever stop just using random images of people online?
Then get your special someone one of these absolutely terrible gifts or experiences. Sure, you have to spend a little money, but they’re guaranteed to piss off your partner more than the gift of nothingness, which is saying quite a lot.
Generally, eating restrictions are a drag, but when it comes to Valentine’s Day, they are often a necessary evil if you don’t want to end up to bloated and nasty to even make out with your special someone. Buzzfeed has a great list of what not to eat cleverly illustrated with adorable little hamsters.
Epic Meal Time knows how to make a Valentine’s dessert infinitely more manly (read: utterly disgusting). At least it has a lot of heart…literally.