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Category: Geekery
A Geek’s Wet Dream
This Nintendo coffee table has a working controller in the same scale and it ports for computer and gaming consoles. Awesomeness? I think so.
I love the recent Adidas line of Star Wars gear, which includes pimped out sneakers, a wookie jacket and now a varsity jacket for stormtroopers. I wonder what sport this would technically be for.
The scariest thing about pedophiles is that, unless they are card-carrying members of NAMBLA, they’re pretty difficult to distinguish from the rest of the creepy-looking populace. But don’t tell that to the San Louis Obisbo Sheriff’s Department who thinks that popular internet meme Pedobear is actually a way for sex offenders to communicate their lust for children to one another. Apparently, they even kicked someone out of Comic Con for dressing as Pedobear and handing out candy, not understanding that the last person who would molest kids would be a teenager wearing a costume mocking the icon used to shame creepy child molesters.
Mmmm…snack food and soda. This is my kinda lady. See more nerdy nail jobs here.
What do you call a plumber who spends all of his time chasing after a princess instead of fixing pipes? That’s right, a pretty lazy plumber.
Virtually Explore Middle Earth
Sure all of the LOTR books have maps printed in them, but you can’t interact with them when they’re printed on paper. That’s why Kris Kowal created his own version of the maps of Middle Earth that allow zooming, panning and searching. You can also see all place names in both English and Elvish. If you’re familiar with the series, you can quickly lose time recounting your favorite places on the map.
In A Galaxy Not So Far Away: Samurai Wars
What happens when you set Star Wars in Edo Japan? Awesomeness, obviously.
What happens when you combine two great things like graffiti and Star Wars? You get an even more amazing outcome like this Star Wars graffiti.
13 Seriously Stange Collections
The Virtual Shoe Collection has these bizarre shoes with sex toys, taxidermy animals and even more not shown. They are only one of the marvelously strange online collections on this WebUrbanist post.