Casting for the Creepy Perv Next Door

Are you short, hairy and stinky? Guess what? Adult Swim is looking for you. Cartoon Network’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force is now casting Carl look-alikes to star in their first ever live action show. The search begins at the San Diego Comic Con on Saturday, July 26 between 3-6 P.M. at the Omni Hotel. From the press release:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, one of Adult Swim’s most popular animated action-adventure, comedy-dramas, follows the strange everyday lives of three human-sized food products who live in New Jersey. Their next-door neighbor is Carl, a simple man who’s endearingly sweaty, hairy, lewd, fashion-challenged, horny, nasty and oftentimes annoying. All men remotely fitting that description are encouraged to show up. It would also help to be bald, have a mustache and wear a dirty white tank top, sweat pants and flip-flops.

Of course, I will be at the convention covering all the goodness and will see if I can get some footage of the best wannabe Carls. If you do look like this, I highly advise you to apply as it may be your only chance to ever get laid. Ever.